A C-C-C-OLD Jolly Monday …

Good Monday Morning, and welcome to Filosofa’s Jolly Monday!!!  I hope my U.S. friends had a good 4-day Thanksgiving weekend, and that the rest of you had a wonderful weekend as well!  I had a lovely weekend, but now I am tired and ready to return to my routine.  I actually ended up cooking not one, but two entire Turkey dinners complete with homemade stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, veggie casserole, etc., etc.  Long story, so I won’t bore you with it, but suffice it to say that I am tired and plan to do no cooking tonight.  In the words of the late Marie Antoinette, ‘Let Then Eat Turkey!’ … Or, was that cake?  Either way, she never actually said that anyway, but you get my point, yes?

In the spirit of the season, I have baked up a few seasonal treats to go with your morning beverage … feel free to take some home with you, for you know I cannot eat them.  Now, I have some great chuckle-worthy material for today, but I am starting with this first story (one should always start with the first, don’t you think?) because over the weekend, my clothes dryer went belly-up, cross-eyed and died.  I have a new one ordered, to the tune of $501 that will be delivered tomorrow.  But this first story makes me envious … you’ll see why.  So, sit back, relax, and let us start the week out right, with a smile, a chuckle, or perhaps even a laugh.


Before planned obsolescence …

Saunders.jpgSydney and Rachel Saunders from Exeter, UK, were married way back in 1955. The following year, they purchased a full set of appliances:  clothes washer, dryer, cooker/boiler (stove/oven/broiler combination) for £146 ($193 USD).

appliances“Things were made better in those days, they were more durable and stronger. You just don’t get appliances made like that today.”

Recently, the Saunders’ have decided to sell their appliances.  Might be that they are downsizing and moving into a retirement home, as they are both in their 80s now.  And their marriage is still going strong, as are the appliances.  Mr. Saunders says the washer leaks just a little, but otherwise they all function fine.  He is hoping they will go into a museum.  Sheesh, and my dryer barely lasted ten years!  Planned obsolescence, I tell ya!

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Cutest Critter …

Now I know a lot of people do not like bats.  Admittedly, it is a bit off-putting when one flies right at your head, and I even had one get his claw tangled, just for a moment, in my hair.  But if you look at them … really look at them … they are cute … heartwarmingly so.

This little gal was hit by a car but was mercifully rescued by the driver and rushed to get the urgent care she needed. She had no broken bones, and only a slight concussion, but her caregiver soon discovered that the little one just loves bananas … you have to watch this one ,,, it is guaranteed to make you smile.

Alicia eating banana

Melts your heart, doesn’t it?  They call her Miss Alicia, and soon she will be released back into her colony.


And it only costs how much???

I bet you thought that KFC (you know, fried chicken, Colonel Sanders) only sold chicken ‘n fixin’s, right?  Well, remember a few weeks ago when I wrote that they had a fried chicken scented bath bomb?  Today’s find is even bigger!  Much bigger!  Today, KFC is offering a break from the internet!  Yep, you heard right, folks.  You can get, in their online store, an “Internet Escape Pod” …

KFC escape podWhat, exactly is it, you ask?  It is an indoor tent that features the likeness of Colonel Sanders spreading his oversized arms and torso over the structure. Okay, but … why? Why?  It blocks wireless signals, so that you don’t have to be bothered with all those pesky tweets, texts, and email notifications and you can just enjoy your family time.  According to the description on the website …

“Find sanctuary for yourself and your loved ones under Colonel Sanders and his Internet Escape Pod. Yup, this dome is like a magic force field designed to disrupt the internet coming to and from your devices.”

Um … perhaps I am a bit obtuse, but … mightn’t it be simpler to simply turn off the devices for a time, such as cell phone, laptop, tablet, etc.?  And it would certainly be a whole lot cheaper to exercise a bit of self-restraint, for this Internet Escape Pod costs … wait for it, folks … $10,000!!!  Hugh … pick your jaw up off the floor.  David … stop shaking your head … you’ll rattle something loose.  Yep, that was what I said … ten thousand greenbacks, ten grand.  All to get away from something that you can simply … turn off!  More and more these days, I find myself saying that people have more money than sense … this is one of those times.

Be sure to take a peek inside their online store  , for they have a wide selection of clothing, jewelry and household items, including a meteor shaped like a chicken sandwich for only $20,000!


Why?  Just why?

I really thought that the U.S. had cornered the market on Idiots.  Well, no, that’s not exactly right, for the UK and some countries in the EU have their share, though ours are … bigger idiots.  But I thought such idiocy was confined mostly to the western nations.  But nope … there is at least one in India!

Manoj Kumar Maharana, 23, of Odisha, broke the world record for most straws stuffed in the mouth without using hands by cramming 459 straws into his mouth.  I beg the question:  WHY???  Just to have his name in the Guinness World Book of Records, I guess. The previous record holder, British man Simon Elmore, stuffed 400 straws into his mouth at an event in Germany.

 

Maharana, who was allowed to use elastic bands to keep the straws together but not his hands, has to have all of the straws in his mouth and keep them there for 10 seconds without falling to obtain the title. Maharana was allowed to use his hands to get the straws into his mouth, but not to hold them in place. But my question is … why not an even 460?  I mean, at this point, what’s one more lousy straw, and I hate odd numbers!


Nationwide is on your side???

Audrey and Edward Cramer, ages 66 and 69, filed a lawsuit naming Buffalo (Pennsylvania) Township police and the Nationwide Insurance Co. after a police raid at their home.  Turns out, their Nationwide insurance agent dropped by one day to discuss a damage claim from the previous month when a neighbor’s tree fell on their property. While there, he was taking pictures, and one of the things he photographed was their flowering hibiscus plants.

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Flowering hibiscus (left) and Marijuana (right)

Somewhere along the line, he decided that the hibiscus looked suspiciously like marijuana plants, so after leaving their home, he contacted the Township police department to report his find.  Now, you would think that trained officers of the law would use a little common sense … oh, never mind, I forget …

Buffalo Township police handcuffed them both and made them sit in the back of a police car for hours while police ransacked their house looking for marijuana.

“I was not treated as though I was a human being. I was just something they were going to push aside,” she told WPXI-TV. “I asked them again if I could put pants on and he told me no and I had to stand out on the porch.”

No marijuana was found, and the couple were not charged.  But then three weeks later, they received a notice from Nationwide claiming to have found marijuana growth on the property. The letter stated that if they failed to remove the marijuana plants, Nationwide would cancel their insurance policy.

The Cramer’s are suing for “monetary and compensatory damages”, according to their attorney.  Nobody … not the Nationwide agent, not the dozen or so police officers who raided their home, not even Nationwide executives, apparently possess an ounce of common sense, so personally I hope this couple have their day in court and come out winners!  Sheesh. And if, as their jingle goes, ‘Nationwide is on my side’, I’d hate to see who’s on the other side!


An eggshell … who knew?

Dana Liashenko has a unique artistry … I will let her tell her story …

I found my talent and my passion – it is carving the eggshell.

And when I found the eggshell carving, I felt it is mine. I have a very special feeling when I make my crafts, only holding eggshell give me positive and unusual energy, and carving it is real satisfaction.

 

Check out her Etsy shop for more. That has got to require a heck of a lot more patience than I have, not to mention a much steadier hand. I think these are so unique, don’t you ?


Well, folks, as Carol Burnett used to sing (you don’t want me to sing it, trust me, so I’ll just say it) I’m so glad we had this time together.  But, as Chad & Jeremy used to sing in their song A Summer Song, all good things must end … and so must Jolly Monday.  We must move on to our work … obviously, for once, mine will not include laundry this morning, but it will include taking down the remaining Hallowe’en decorations (yes, I know it’s been nigh on a month) and giving the furniture a good dusting, for Miss Goose is now ready to get out the Christmas decorations and dishes.  I hope you all have a wonderful week, and please friends … remember to share those smiles, for we can all use them these days. Keep safe and warm … I love you all!

toon-Maxine

28 thoughts on “A C-C-C-OLD Jolly Monday …

  1. Brrrr…..I can imagine your freezing….Not bad here at all. A mere 7C. 😉
    Delicious Monday goodies….Always ‘heart warming’. They don’t make appliances like those anymore…..🤓🤓 Have a Super Week…..Mind the ‘Ice’. Hugs! ❤

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  2. Wow, can’t believe the marijuana mix up??? That insurance salesman is a complete wazzock! I hope the company saw fit to fire his sorry ass after pulling that stunt!

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch the video of the man stuffing his mouth with straws… I just keep shaking my head.

    Liked the story about the antique appliances still in use! The house looks a bit of a time warp too!!

    Temperature here in Bangkok is about 91°F in the daytime and 82°F at night. Sorry to all those who are ‘freezing their balls off a brass monkey,’ (a nautical term for canon balls frozen to their storage tray). 😊

    Good luck with your new washing machine when it arrives, Jill! ❤

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    • 91 degrees??? I may need to come visit you! Are you house/pet sitting, or just on vacation?

      Thanks for explaining something that I have wondered about all my life … the balls of a brass monkey! 😀

      Have a good week, and enjoy Thailand!

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      • Neither, sort of. We don’t do the tourist thing for long periods (too expensive). We come out here for the weather. We get cheap accommodation and then live much as anyone else would, travelling on local buses to get groceries etc.
        But our travel plans went wrong when we couldn’t get a Visa (long story), so we have had to cancel our pre Christmas volunteer weeks and will leave Thailand on 5th Dec for Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
        We do our house sitting Feb to May, but that will be in Spain.
        It really is like living at home, just different living! 😊

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        • PS You could do a post on all the nautical terms that have found their way into our modern terminology… Some of them are a bit dark though…
          As in ‘ Not enough room to swing a cat,’ which was a term used in small holds of sailing vessels. A different form of punishment would be used on a slave, when there wasn’t enough room to swing the ‘Cat O Nine tails’ (an evil barbed whip with nine hooks) in the tight space.

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        • You are such an adventurous pair! In one sense, I am envious, but I am such a recluse that I cannot picture me doing so much travel, so I shall simply settle for enjoying hearing about your travels! Have fun!

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  3. To start with the weather: typically Monday – wet, grey and windy… veeeeery Dutch today. No Thanksgiving here of course, but more and more shops tried to ride on the “Black Friday” shopping wave…. oh well. When I read about your Thanksgiving Dinner I started thinking: I must try to get myself invited to one somewhere/sometime …. it sounds so yummy! – Here everything centres around “Sinterklaas” at the moment …. loads of chocolate letters on display everywhere! 🙂

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      • You definitely cheered me up with your stories! Just imagine the hibiscus mix-up … I have two really big ones in my garden 😉 They are pretty, but no one would think they are anything else than just that! … Just imagine someone trying to smoke them …. 😉 😉

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        • I’m so happy that my humble little post cheered you! Hah … I got a chuckle myself trying to picture somebody drying, crushing then smoking hibiscus. Who knows … might turn out to be a new fad! Remember … no, you’re too young, I imagine … but back in the ’60’s, smoking banana peels was all the rage! 😀

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    • Thanks, Hugh! And I splurged on the bottle of Famous Grouse, just for you! Actually, I think it was almost 60 here this afternoon, but at the time I was writing that post, it was only about 20 degrees and I was cold! 😀

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  4. Well done Jill ! Another wonderful collection of the funny, odd and downright silly.
    Amongst other security organisations there should see the N.A.K.U; The National Ass Kicking Unit; who should be deployed to Buffalo Township to administer to the police, the insurance agent (who obviously has a DEA fantasy- though who grows pot in their front lawn- frib knows!) and Nationwide Insurance…..Jeez Louise!!

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