Filosofa’s Snarky Snippets

A few things crossed my path last night, so I decided to share them with you today … why, after all, should I have all the head-shaking, eye-rolling fun to myself?  🤣

Ol’ Sheriff Joe

I wondered, when I read an article that briefly mentioned Joe Arpaio, how he was faring in his bid for the Senate seat being vacated by Jeff Flake.  You may remember that the former Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona was pardoned by Trump in August 2017, and ol’ Sheriff Joe immediately entered the race for Senate.  So, how’s he doing in that?  Well, it depends on who you ask.  According to every poll, he doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell, and by the RCP aggregate poll, he is losing to Democrat Krysten Sinema by 21.2 points … a wide spread by any definition.Arpaio-2Arpaio, however, sees it differently and has declared himself the front runner!  Perhaps he is like his hero, Donald Trump and cannot read well, doesn’t understand the numbers, or is simply a delusional narcissist.  But the part you’ll really get a kick of is the ‘rationale’ behind Arpaio’s belief that he is winning:  He has 101,000 Twitter followers while Ms. Sinema has only about 65,000.  WHOA!  Who needs to hold an election, drag voters out of their comfy chairs to go vote, when we can just declare the winner according to who has the most Twitter followers!!!  GENIUS, don’t you think?

Bye-Bye, Joe …

“Nothing to do with me …”

manafortWell, I’ll certainly have more to say about Manafort in the coming days, but for today, suffice it to say that he has been convicted on 8 of the 18 charges leveled against him.  The 18 charges include 5 counts of ‘Subscribing to false income tax returns’, 4 counts of Failing to file foreign bank account reports, 4 counts of bank fraud, and 5 counts of bank fraud conspiracy.

Trump said that he felt “very badly” for his former campaign manager.  But …

“It doesn’t involve me. It has nothing to do with Russian collusion. This started as Russian collusion. This has absolutely nothing to do…. This is a disgrace. This has nothing to do with what they started out…looking for Russians involved in our campaign.”

Such sympathy, eh?  But guess what?  Manafort’s next trial may very well involve Trump. Set to begin on September 17th, the trial is on federal charges of foreign lobbying and money laundering, both of which are likely to draw in members of the Trump campaign, and I would not be surprised to see Trump himself caught in the web.

Bye-bye Donnie …

Another fine, upstanding Republican in Congress …

Duncan Hunter is a member of the U.S. House of Representatives representing the State of California.  Duncan is relatively young – 42 years of age – has a wife, Margaret, and three children.  Duncan seems your typical boot-licker, his stances on most issues conforming to the party line, and thus he has been unremarkable.  Until yesterday when he and his wife were both indicted by a federal grand jury for … stealing from us!  They are being charged on 60 counts, including Conspiracy to Wire Fraud, Falsification of Records, & Prohibited Use of Campaign Funds.

Hunter and wifeYou will be happy to know that, as a taxpayer, you helped pay for their children’s private school tuition, medical bills, video games, food, and the trips!  On our nickel, they have been to Italy, Hawaii, Phoenix, Arizona and Boise, Idaho!  Wait … Boise, Idaho?  Who goes to Boise, Idaho, for Pete’s sake???  And they didn’t even send us pictures of the vacations we were paying for.  Oh … I almost forgot … one time we paid $600 for the family rabbit to travel by plane along with them!  Cannot leave ol’ Thumper behind now, can we?

But even with all this extra money landing in their laps, they overdrew their personal bank account some 1,100 times!!!  Guess who paid the overdraft fees?  Yep, you got it!

One time, they were out shopping, and Duncan wanted to buy a pair of Hawaiian shorts.  Well, as he was about to put it on his personal credit card, his wife stopped him and advised him to use campaign funds, saying he should call the purchase “golf balls for the Wounded Warrior Project”.  Ooohhh … great idea, Margaret! Did I mention that Margaret is Duncan’s campaign manager, for which she receives a $3,000 monthly salary?

Duncan Hunter has been a member of Congress since 2009.  Time to take out the trash, don’t you think?

Bye-Bye Duncan … and Margaret

The history buff …

Donald Trump claims to be “a big history fan”, though he appears to know less than my cats do about the subject.  Remember … he went to business college … I doubt they worry overly-much about teaching history there.  So, anyway, back in 2009, Donnie spent $13 million to buy an old, defunct golf course on Lowes Island, near Sterling Virginia.  It was in need of much repair to make it ‘Trump-worthy’, so he sunk several million more into it.

As part of the renovations, he installed a flagpole on a stone pedestal overlooking the Potomac, to which he affixed a plaque purportedly designating “The River of Blood.”River of bloodThe inscription reads:

“The River of Blood

Many great American soldiers, both of the north and south, died at this spot, “The Rapids”, on the Potomac River.  The casualties were so great that the water would turn red and thus became known as “The River of Blood”.

It is my great honour to have preserved this important section of the Potomac River.

— Donald John Trump”

There’s only one teeny-tiny problem:  it isn’t true.  Not that facts, or the lack thereof, have ever bothered Trump before, but this … this seems somehow … dirty.  Oh, and by the way … that is Trump’s “family crest” above the inscription.

The closest battle during the Civil War was 11 miles upriver, at the Battle of Ball’s Bluff in 1861, as at least two historians have confirmed.  In a phone interview, when confronted with the opinions of the historians, Trump said …

“That was a prime site for river crossings. So, if people are crossing the river, and you happen to be in a civil war, I would say that people were shot — a lot of them.”

Oh, the faulty logic here!  And he said that ‘numerous historians’ had told him the story of the River of Blood, but he couldn’t remember who they were.

In fact, there was a river crossing nearby at Rowser’s Ford, where, as an official historical marker notes, Gen. J. E. B. Stuart led 5,000 Confederate troops including cavalry across the Potomac en route to the Battle of Gettysburg.  But all crossed safely and there were no casualties.  When informed of that, Trump responded, “How would they know that?  Were they there?”  ‘Nuff said.

This concludes Filosofa’s Snarky Snippets for today.  I am aware that many of you probably expected my post this afternoon to be about the Michael Cohen/Paul Manafort charges and their implications. I am sorry to disappoint, but as is my norm, when things that are this serious occur, I wait just a bit for the dust to settle so that I can sort through the detritus, sort out fact from fiction, to ensure that I don’t make a claim that I later must apologize for.  Never fear, I will be jumping in on that topic soon, once I’ve had a chance to research and ponder.

33 thoughts on “Filosofa’s Snarky Snippets

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  2. No! Nay! Thrice nay I do say!
    What is the fine heritage of this nation coming to when a simple rich opportunist couple cannot take their fluffy bunny-wabbit for a ride in an airplane at the tax-payer’s cost?
    Why, this is just the sort of free the Founding Fathers had in mind (although in those days it would have been a horse and carriage). That a white protestant male of independent means should be able to take his pet rabbit wheresoever he should feel, and not have to pay the cost without interference by the government
    It’s the thin wedge of the end, or something like. Wealthy rabbit owners will be marching on Washington I tell you!
    (And wow! Trump has heard of the Civil War! Hey I apologise for all the bad things I said about him!)

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    • 🤣🤣 … choke, cough, GASP … 🤣🤣🤣 Only YOU, Roger… only YOU! Dang, but you almost had me feelin’ sorry for Mr. Duncan and his cute bunny wabbit! Yes, I have heard rumours of the “Wabbit-Wover’s March on Washington” … be afraid … be very afraid when them crazed bunny-philes come at you with carrots pointed right at your face!

      Don’t apologize … he doesn’t know history at all … he makes it up as it suits him. 🙄

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  3. Jillybean, Good one … I never cared for those historical marker thingies. Now, even less … go figure?

    The methods by in which politicians soak the tax-payer continue to amaze me. No, wouldn’t wish to leave the rabbit behind? Wonder who else was looking out for it?

    Yet hey, we were going to Boise next month? Not going now … seriously was planning it as a stop en route to Provo? But not going now … you clinched it. Cheers Jamie

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    • Thanks Jamie!!! I treasure the rare compliment… are you sure you’re not feverish? 😉

      Awww darn … I’m sorry I ruined the stopover in Boise, but … I think potatoes is about all there is to see in Boise anyway. Stop off in Vegas instead!


        • You didn’t seriously change your plans based on my snarky remark about Boise, did you? I’ve never been to Boise, have no idea what it’s like. Wherever you go, I do hope you have a lovely vacation! Cheers!


          • Hehe … No! I’ve passed through Boise before … it gets a bad rap. Although back in 1980’s it might have been justified as a backwater? No, just seems prudential to change? We can go to Utah next spring? It’s not going anywhere, is it? Cheers Jamie

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  4. You have gone from “Good People Doing Good Things” to “Bad People Doing Worse Things”! The sad part is that these people are capable of worse, worser and worsest…misspelling intended!! Any chance of finding truth amidst this group is as likely as my finding a unicorn in my backyard, actually, I’m more likely to find the unicorn. Trump constantly delivers his twisted fictional realities, no facts, just his own ficts! Thank-you!

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    • Ha ha … I wondered if you had set off alarm bells with Spell-check on that one! And … I thought it was ‘worstest’? 😀

      Yes, I always rather hate returning to reality after my good people post, but alas … we can’t let the baddies hide in the dark corners now, can we?

      And … send me a pic when the unicorn shows up! Hugs!!!


  5. Jill, it is interesting watching the alternative reality play out by Trump and his sycophants, but make no mistake he and they are worried. He was implicated by his attorney under oath. That oath thing should matter. The President continued his lying today and he is not under oath. He was implicated in a crime and his defense today confirmed that he committed one, even though he thought it made it better that he reimbursed Cohen.

    But, the big thing that happened is the proof that this is not a witch hunt. There is something there and I am 100% convinced this corrupt President is guilty of much. Keith

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    • I fully concur that this is proof positive that Trump has committed crimes, and that the Mueller investigation is definitely NOT a witch hunt. But … until his faithful followers wake up and smell the coffee, admit that he cannot govern this nation with any rationality, then it will not make much difference. He cannot be indicted while in office. Even if the House were to vote to impeach after November, the senate will not have the 2/3 majority to remove him from office. Now, once his followers make a U-turn and start calling their Congressmen saying they want him out, it may be a different story, but until then, I don’t look for much to change other than that he will feel threatened from all sides and be in constant attack mode. Perhaps I am being too negative … I hope I’m wrong.


    • This is so true. Trump will be neutered in November and then we have just 2more years of the idiot-in-chief. If trump is impeached and Pence takes over, we could have another 6 years + of intolerable politics…and pence will pardon trump.

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    • Actually, I don’t think Pence will be worse. Granted, he is a bigot and a jerk, but I don’t think he will be worse, for he is not the uneducated, volatile, unpredictable terror that Trump is. PLUS … I think with Pence’s more quiet persona, he will not garner the same support that Trump does, and therefore Congress will be more likely to rein him in. Trump has to go, for he is a loose cannon and a truly global danger.


  6. Dear Jill,
    I always love your snarky snippets. I can’t believe the Hunters with the $600 bill to ship a bunny rabbit and how about the phony golf balls for wounded warriors. They even got trips to Europe. This is a prime example of corruption gone amok when enough is never enough.

    We all know that President Trump is not a buff on US history, or history of anything else. He loves to make up his own facts with a great story, of course.

    Joe Arpaio is just taking a page out of President Trump’s book. If you don’t like the facts at hand, well then, you can just make up facts that you like better.

    Hugs, Gronda

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    • I’m glad you like my Snarky Snippets … I have so much fun writing them, for I love turning my snarky side loose and letting it play!

      What bothers me most about the Hunters is I wonder if they are only the tip of the iceberg, and that there are more out there who are using our tax dollars to live a lifestyle that most of us don’t even dream of. You’re right … for them, enough is never enough.

      I can’t help but wonder how Arpaio will spin it when he loses the election in November, as he is sure to do? Will he say that he actually won? Will he demand a re-count, even though he loses by 20+ points? I do hope he goes quietly away and enjoys his retirement and we never hear from him again!


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