Hello friends … quick, come in and close the door … that wind is brutal! 24 hours ago the temperatures were in the 60s (F) and for just a few short hours, there was this big, bright circular thing up in the sky … it was both mesmerizing and scary!
So tell me, how was your weekend? Too short, you say? Yes, weekends tend to be that way, don’t they? And now it’s Monday and time to get back to the routine. I love weekends, but I thrive on routine, and if my routine is thrown off, I get tired and cranky, just like a toddler. Well, I found some things I hope will make you laugh today, and, I made a special treat … churros! What? You’ve never had churros? They are a fried-dough pastry, typically sprinkled in sugar, and then you can dip them in … well, anything. Dulce la leche (caramel sauce), chocolate, strawberry jam … whatever floats your boat! Try one … you’ll like it. And yes, Benjamin, I have sprinkled donuts for you, but try a churro anyway, okay?
Burger King gone to the dogs?
The press release reads …
MIAMI–(BUSINESS WIRE)–The BURGER KING® brand knows that dog owners often deal with their furry friend begging for food when they order delivery. Many dog owners have even admitted to sharing part of their meal with them. That’s why BURGER KING® is providing a solution for customers who want to enjoy their order at home without interruption from their pets.
The BURGER KING® brand is launching the DOGPPER, the first flame grilled bone offered at BK® for your best friend. This dog-friendly alternative to the WHOPPER® sandwich is a bone-shaped treat with flame-grilled beef taste for the dogs of these generous owners.
The DOGPPER is available for free exclusively through DoorDash when you order a WHOPPER® sandwich*. Plus, new customers can get a $0 delivery fee with your $10+ order at DoorDash. To redeem the $0 delivery fee offer, use promo code DOGPPER from November 28 through December 4th.**
Now, I get them making a special treat for ‘man’s best friend’, but … who knew that Burger King delivers??? And what the Sam Heck is “DoorDash”??? And why would the ‘flame grilled bone’ be available only for delivery orders??? They even have a promo video featuring some adorable mutts and Willie Nelson’s You Were Always On My Mind …
A Freudian slip?
Picture it … you travel from your home in the UK to New York City, pick the special place (Times Square), drop on bended knee to offer a proposal of marriage to your one and only, and just as she says “YES!”, you get so nervous that you drop the ring … into a sewer grate! Oh, the shame! Oh, the embarrassment!Well, hats off and thumbs up to New York’s finest, the NYPD, for they noticed the incident when reviewing their surveillance footage, found the ring, and put out the word to try to find the couple via Twitter.
“WANTED for dropping his fiancée’s ring in @TimesSquareNYC! She said Yes – but he was so excited that he dropped the ring in a grate. Our @NYPDSpecialops officers rescued it & would like to return it to the happy couple. Help us find them?”
The couple turned out to be John Drennan and Daniella Anthony and through the magic of the information age, they have successfully been reunited with the ring. The police even cleaned it up for them! Well, I guess it will make a good story to tell their kids someday.
Kanye has a biggggggggg head!
Kanye West has gone from a life-sized water bottle on Saturday Night Live to a 315-pound pumpkin.Jeanette Paras has an annual tradition in Dublin, Ohio where she transforms pumpkins into your favorite celebrity according to who’s hot. And who was a better choice than Ye himself, who has been making countless headlines this year since he broke his social media hiatus.
The pumpkin started off with a sketch then took seven hours to paint. The hardest part of the entire project was putting together the giant “Make Pumpkins Great Again” hat for Yeezy. The hat took nine hours to sew.
Paras has been transforming pumpkins for 30 years. Every year, she teases, “Who will it be?” In the past she has created a Donald Trumpkin, Hillary, Kim Jong Un, she even did Kanye West before sporting a pair of glasses. “It’s just fun,” Paras said. “Who doesn’t like giant celebrity pumpkins?”
Further proof that stupidity is real …
Payless Shoesource filled a fake luxury store with its discount footwear and sold to “fashion influencers” for hyper-inflated prices. The chain said it took over the former Armani store in Santa Monica and labeled it “Palessi” before filling it with Payless shoes with inflated price tags and inviting social media fashion influencers to a party at the store.
Partygoers shelled out hundreds of dollars for shoes that normally retail for between $20 and $40 at Payless. Payless shared video of the party-goers reacting to being told the shoes they had just splurged on were actually discount stock.
The store said it was aiming to show its products are more fashionable than their regular prices might indicate. The “Palessi” customers were refunded for their purchases, while their testimonials are being used for online and TV advertisements.
Let’s get our smiles back in place with this …
Now, off you go to your jobs and leave me to mine! I’ve enjoyed our time together so much! Please share those gorgeous smiles … they last longer that way. Keep warm, keep safe, and have a lovely week! Hugs ‘n love from Filosofa … and Jolly (even though he contributed nothing this week!)