I used to do Snarky Snippets once every couple of weeks. Now, it’s more like several times a week. There is just so much …
Who could blame him?
Yesterday, a man in a wheelchair tried to set fire to himself outside the White House gates. The man lit his jacket, officers immediately responded, extinguishing the fire and giving the man first aid, the man was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries yada, yada, yada.
A “suspicious package” was found near the area … turned out to be the man’s backpack. The White House was put on lockdown because the Idiot-in-Chief was there, even though it was obvious there was no threat to him. And thus ends the story, right?
So why did the guy do it? There comes a point where hopelessness leads to not caring anymore which leads to … this. A man who figures life isn’t much worth living any more, and whose fault is it? Donald Trump’s. And so … let’s put an end to it, but let’s make sure Trump knows that this blood is on his hands, that he is responsible for the death.
The official story, by later today or tomorrow, will be that the man had a history of mental illness. I’m betting not. I’m betting that he’s given up on the hope of seeing this country rise above the abomination that is Donald Trump, decided it’s not worth sticking around to watch the final chapter, but wants Trump to know … as if Trump had a conscience and could understand human pain, the suffering of humanity.
Score one for Maxine Waters
Steve Mnuchin … just seeing his picture makes me want to relieve him of that smirky little smile he always seems to wear. For any who are unaware, Mnuchin is Secretary of the U.S. Treasury, another of Trump’s boot-lickers.
Well, on Tuesday he met his match in the persona of one Representative Maxine Waters!
Mnuchin had been testifying before the House Financial Services Committee, when he decided he had enough and cited a meeting with a “foreign leader” as his reason for needing to leave. Ms. Waters, chairperson of the committee, asked Mnuchin if he could give the committee another 15 minutes so members who had been waiting for their five-minute turn could ask him questions. He again cited the importance of his meeting.
Finally, Ms. Waters said, “If you wish to leave, you may.” Well, Mnuchin was caught off-guard by that, apparently, and responded with …
“Please dismiss everybody. I believe you are supposed to take the gavel and bang it.”
WHOA-DEE … You could have heard a pin drop, for about 3 seconds, until Representative Waters said …
“Do not instruct me as to how I am to conduct this hearing.”
Mnuchin stayed the extra 15 minutes and then told Waters, “I look forward to being back in May, and we will work on a date.” Waters responded, “Thank you very much.”
The lady has class!
He just keeps coming back …
Ol’ Roger Stone just won’t go away and stay gone. On Friday, his lawyers asked a federal judge to dismiss Stone’s indictment for lying to Congress and obstructing justice and to order that Stone receive a full unredacted copy of Mueller’s recently completed report. Say WHAT??? We the People are as unlikely to see it as a man is likely to give birth, but Roger Stone thinks he deserves a copy? Yo … Roger!!! You can read the heavily-redacted version in the New York Times the same as the rest of us! At least, I suppose they let you read the Times in prison.
“No other person, Committee, or entity has Stone’s constitutionally based standing to demand the complete, unredacted Report,” said the lawyers.
A new bromance for Trump?
Trump has found himself another strongman dictator to love … what a surprise, eh? This time it is Egyptian President Abdel Fatah al-Sissi, a ‘president’ in name only, but in reality, a dictator who is in the process of making changes to Egypt’s Constitution that will make him a de facto dictator for life, while permanently enshrining military control over Egypt’s political system. He continues to hold tens of thousands of political prisoners, including at least a dozen U.S. citizens.So, how did Trump respond when al-Sissi arrived at the White House for a visit on Tuesday?
“I think he’s doing a great job. I don’t know about the effort. I can just tell you he’s doing a great job. Great president.”
The Egyptian president, naturally, returned the compliment …
“Let me emphasize, Mr. President, that the relations have not been better over the years of our bilateral relationship, and that is why I’m extending, Mr. President, to you our thanks … All the credit goes to you, Mr. President. Thank you very much for your support on all fronts.”
Feeling sick yet? 🤢 Trump also took the opportunity to lie and whine to al-Sissi …
“We are building a lot of wall, and we are being very strong on the border. But we are bucking a court system that never, ever rules for us, and we are bucking really bad things with the Democrats in Congress not willing to act. Nobody can believe these decisions we’re getting from the 9th Circuit. It’s a disgrace.”
And al-Sissi sat smiling at Trump, for he has had his own troubles with judges who were trying to thwart him by upholding the law. President al-Sissi’s answer to his troubles was to change the law. Think about that one for a minute.
Okay folks, I’ve vented enough for one day. Enjoy the rest of your weekend … I’ll be back!