I admit to being somewhat depleted tonight as I sit down to do this Saturday Surprise post, so I thought I’d go with a hodgepodge of humorous tidbits … I think we could all use a laugh right about now, yes?
Jeff Foxworthy, famous for his “You Might Be a Redneck If …” one-liners, often brings a chuckle. I liked the first two best.
I haven’t shared any of those funny signs for a few months … this first one caught my eye and since it made me laugh, I thought it would bring a chuckle from you also.
I always like a little quip … a short joke with a quick punch …
A HAPPY MEAL
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
A: “Does this taste funny to you?”
A GUMMY PROBLEM
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?'”
Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.”
Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?”
Mother: “We need the eggs.”
Of course there must be some funny animal memes, right?
A few ‘toons …
I’m sorry to cut this short, folks, but I truly am running on fumes, and anyway … it’s the WEEKEND, and a long, 3-day weekend at that!!! I know you’ve got all sorts of fun planned, yes? So do I!!! I’m going to wrestle a chair from my upstairs bedroom to the downstairs living room, and vacuum the 15-step staircase! Bet you’re jealous, huh? You’re more than welcome to come help! Have a wonderful holiday weekend and keep safe, my friends!