Good morning, friends … come in, come in … and welcome to yet another Monday morning! I hope you all had a marvelous weekend! Mine? Well, daughter Chris had scheduled a day off on Friday, as she was expecting to be gone all weekend with band commitments and wanted us to have a family day. But then on Thursday night at band practice, she found out she had the dates wrong and it’s actually next weekend that she’ll be gone, but by that time it was too late to change her day off, so she had a relaxing three-day weekend! Miss Goose and I enjoyed having her home for an extra day, but as always, the weekend went by way too fast.
Now, let’s have some fun before you have to go back to the salt mines, okay? Grab a snack … and then Jolly has a surprise for you!
Hi … it’s me, Jolly! Guess what? I been waitin’ all weekend to tell you dis … I gots me a puppy!!! Gwammie says it’s a kitty just like da Feral Five, but to me, it’s a puppy. But … I gots a problem … I don’ know what to name ‘im. Can you guys help me? If you think of a good name, just tell it in da comments, ‘kay? Isn’t he cute??? You kin pet ‘im if you wanna …
He’s been dying to tell you that all weekend … ‘bout drove me nuts, saying, “Is it Monday yet, is it, huh huh?” Oh, and please … don’t tell Jolly it’s a girl kitty … he’ll freak!
Now, hold onto your hats, folks, ‘cause I found a deal I know you’re gonna jump at! Those of us of a certain age remember Elvis Presley and his penchant for fancy cars, right? His cars have become a part of his legend, in fact. Some are on display in the Automobile Museum at his Graceland home in Memphis. Others have been sold, such as his 1971 Mercedes-Benz sold just last year for over $100,000. And another of his cars, a 1967 Lincoln Continental limousine, which once served as something of a royal carriage for the Presley family, will be auctioned this week at Mecum Auctions in Monterey, California.
Any of my West Coast readers might want to consider hopping on down to Monterey and putting in a bid …
Okay … well … it hasn’t exactly been kept in tip-top condition, but nothing a little cleaning and a few replacement parts won’t take care of, right? And the car has history and … AND … it comes with amenities!
‘Colonel’ Tom Parker, Elvis’ agent, bought the car for Elvis for a wedding present in 1967 when he married Priscilla Beaulieu, and it became their family car for a time. And amenities … it comes complete with a license plate that reads “1-ELVIS” in red letters, and it also comes with a copy of the car’s original title application, which registered the vehicle under the name E.A. Presley. Now who could pass up a deal like that???
Now here’s a job for you, Larry Paul Brown! A West Coast restaurant chain announced it is seeking a “bacon intern” to make $1,000 in a single day by taste-testing bacon. Think of it, one day spent eating one of your favourite foods, and getting paid a cool grand to boot!
Farmer Boys announced the opening for the dream job on its website, stipulating that applicants should use a photo or video on their Instagram accounts to explain why they would be best suited to the position. Check it out and let us know how you fare, but be quick, for all applications must be in by August 20th, so you have just over a week.
Now, I use my share of emojis and overall, I think they’re cute, and sometimes they even serve a purpose, for electronic communication can be misleading without the eye contact, vocal intonation, and body language to help understand when a person is kidding vs when they are angry or put out. Misunderstandings happen easily … I know, for I’ve had more than a few. But, would you want to live in this house?The house is the source of an ongoing controversy in Manhattan Beach, California. Neighbors accuse the owner, Kathryn Kidd, of adopting the unusual decor as retribution after she was fined $4,000 for illegally using the house for short-term rentals, such as Airbnb, which is banned in Manhattan Beach.
An Instagram post from the artist who painted the home originally featured the caption: “Are your neighbors constantly ratting you out? Have they cost you thousands in fines? Have you wanted to tell them off lately? Why risk a case, when you can hire me to paint them a pretty message?”
Kidd denied the emoji paintings were intentionally designed to irk her neighbors.
“It’s a message to me to be positive and happy and love life. I have eyelash extensions. The eyes are like a Mona Lisa eye. They kind of follow you.”
Um … not sure I believe her.
And finally, if it’s Jolly Monday, there must be a cute animal video, yes? Take a gander at these adorable lion cubs … guaranteed to melt your heart!
Well, folks, that’s a wrap for today. Time for you guys to get on out there and earn a living, and time for me to earn my keep ‘round here by doing some laundry and some cleaning, and I’ve got to get a beef roast in the crock pot. Have a great week, my friends, and share those smiles, okay? Love ‘n hugs from Filosofa and Jolly! Oh … and the ‘puppy’!