Just Another Tequila … er, Jolly … Monday!

I don’t know about you guys, but Jolly and I are just about holiday-ed out … so don’t expect a bunch of New Year’s humour here … I gave you that on Saturday’s Surprise.  The only thing I really like about New Year’s Eve is that the girls and I all contribute to making a smorgasbord of appetizers, which is always both fun and tasty.  The tradition, for us, hails back to the day when the kids were little, and we had a variety of friends and family dropping by at various times throughout the evening to share a cup o’ cheer.  Today, we rarely have people visiting, but we maintain the tradition … if nothing else, it gives us plenty of leftovers to munch on for the following couple of days.  Anyway, Jolly and I have put out a few things, though given that we are both tired, not as much as usual, so grab a cuppa and a cookie and let’s see what we can find to start this week out with a smile or two, shall we?



You guys are gonna have to share this week!

It’s not unusual to hear about firefighters rescuing a cat from a tree, but it isn’t everyday that you hear about firefighters rescuing both a cat and its human from a tree!  The South Burlington (Vermont) Fire Department said the cat’s human called on Christmas Eve to report their cat was struck up a tree, but the department’s only ladder truck was assisting another fire department with a fire at the time.

The human decided to take matters into their own hands and climbed the tree until they also became stranded on a branch.  When the fire department arrived with the ladder truck, they were able to rescue both feline and human, and I’m sure they probably had a good laugh at the human’s expense.  They even posted about it on the department’s Facebook page …Cat-human-rescuecat-human-rescue-2

So, that one was embarrassing enough for the human, but wait ‘til you hear this next one …

In the wee hours of the morning on Christmas Day, a North Carolina couple thought they heard a burglar downstairs, and promptly called 911.  They then hid in the bedroom closet until the deputies arrived.  Well, it didn’t take the deputies too long to find the burglar …robo-vacYep, the couple had recently acquired a robotic vacuum cleaner, and it had decided that the middle of the night was a good time to clean up and was apparently none too quiet about it!  The couple was interviewed for the local news and said the deputies asked him how long he had the robo-vac, and when he said just a couple of days, they all cracked up with laughter! Ah well, it probably gave them something to tell their family and friends over Christmas dinner later.

Oh!  I almost forgot … for Larry, Emily and rawgod … today is the official Bacon Day!  According to the National Day Calendar Company …

Danya “D” Goodman and Meff “Human Cannonball” Leonard founded Bacon Day in 1997 as the one great day to bond everyone together.

BACON-DAY-–-December-30.pngIn the United States and Canada, bacon is made from the pork belly. Elsewhere in the world, the side and back cuts of pork are used. The meat is cured in either a salt brine or in a salt pack. It is then either dried, boiled, or smoked.

Bacon is a very popular food in the USA.  You can find many items also flavored or scented with bacon, including popcorn, soap, candles, air fresheners, and much more. While these uses are options, we suggest cooking with bacon.

It’s not just for breakfast anymore, either. Bacon improves everything from beverages to dessert. Some cocktails such as the Bloody Mary and Caesar add bacon to the olives, pickles, and other assorted ingredients. Bacon improves the flavor of many appetizers, sandwiches, and soups. Incorporate bacon into salads as a topping or mix it into the dressing. When it comes to dessert, bacon pairs well with maple frosting or maple ice cream. Thanks to the salty, smoky flavor of bacon, it compliments sweet quite well. The possibilities are endless.

According to the founders of Bacon Day, we are encouraged to eat a variety of bacon while watching Kevin Bacon movies, or movies with bacon in the title. Since Bacon Day was created before the Discovery Channel show How It’s Made debuted, it’s safe to say, we can eat our bacon and watch those, too. Giving and receiving gifts of bacon is also recommended. Other suggested traditions such as bacon toasts and kissing under pork fat mistletoe are mentioned as well.

Um … I like a bit of bacon every now and then, but you can keep the “pork fat mistletoe”, and I don’t think I care for the idea of showering with bacon-scented soap.  Blech.

Now, here’s the dream job for one of you coffee lovers out there!  Only trouble is, it lasts only one week, but still …Gevalia-coffee-queen.pngGevalia, the coffee company, is offering $5,000 and a free trip for an unusual one-week dream job: serving as the “Coffee Queen.”  The Coffee Queen will spend one week living in Scotland’s Carlowrie Castle with a full compliment of servants including a chef and a butler. The company said the winning applicant will receive free travel to and from Scotland and will be paid $5,000, plus $2,000 in spending money for the week.  Not a bad gig, eh?

“Gevalia believes a queen is anyone who transforms into the most confident version of themselves after that first cup of coffee — they speak their minds, are self-aware, and aren’t afraid to make fun of themselves.”

Interested prospective monarchs are being asked to submit 250-character mini essays on why they would be ideal for the position.  I would apply myself, but …

Jolly came across a few memes he wanted to share with you … Jolly?


And so, we come to the end of another Jolly Monday … but, not before we have a cute animal video!  I recently found out that our youngest reader, young Benjamin, has a  favourite animal — a Moose!  And so …

jollyHave a safe and happy week, my dear friends, and remember to share those smiles … I see far too few of them when I am out and about, so I think it’s our duty to share some, don’t you?  Love ‘n hugs from Filosofa and Jolly!

30 thoughts on “Just Another Tequila … er, Jolly … Monday!

  1. Great jokes!

    Had to comment on the Gevalia bit … years ago (10? 15?) I took advantage of an offer from them in which I got a .”free” coffeepot just for buying and trying their coffee. Well, I ‘buyed,’ tried, and failed. Seriously bad coffee. I did buy enough to justify their coffeepot offer, but that was all she wrote.

    Interestingly, as a sidenote, it was just this past week that the coffeepot finally died. 😢 It lived a long and well-brewed life.

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    • I’m glad you got a few laughs! I have never tried Gevalia coffee, and now I’m not even tempted to after hearing you say it is ‘seriously bad coffee’! I’ll stick with my Caribou, or occasionally Starbucks Pike Place. How ironic it chose this week to die! Ah well … I presume you have replaced it by now, for who can even get started in the morning without their coffee?

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  2. Oh Bother!! There are two valid reasons that I will not be crowned Gevalia’s Coffee Queen. First and foremost : Entry to the contest ended on December 21st with the winner to announced today. Secondly and equally problematic : My present incapacity prevents, as is is required of royalty, the sitting for long periods of time on the Queenly Throne. Mayhaps next year will bring me my rightful title and crown! In the meantime I shall content myself with a cup of your coffee, though most likely not Gevalia, and a slice of that divine looking Black Forest Cake. I’ll pass on any bacon as there are many other visitors who have an enormous fondness for it. Benjamin loves almost any creature or critter. Moose are at the top along with New Zealand’s Tuatara and squirrels, especially our Lily Bob-Tail. He will not be here for his milk (please, do keep it cold)and sprinkled donut until Saturday’s festivities at Gem’s house. He will adore the moose video! Thank-you and Jolly for this last Jolly Monday Celebration of 2019!

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    • I am certain that next year will be your year to reign!!! Sorry you’ll have to sit this one out for this year, though, painful though that may be 😉 I’m glad you enjoyed the Black Forest Gateau, and no, the coffee is Caribou, not Gevalia. I have put the milk back in the fridge and it will still be fresh and cold when Benjamin drops by on Saturday! In the event that I don’t do a Saturday Surprise this week, he’ll have Jolly Monday! I will also be sending him a birthday e-card to your email address on Saturday. Jolly and I are glad you enjoyed this last Jolly Monday of 2019!


  3. Fair play, that,s a very eager to please vacuum cleaner. Not like my cleaner who doesn’t start work until she’s made a cup of tea and then under the guise of seeing how I am, watches the last twenty minutes of a favourite antiques show of mine.

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  4. Thanks Jill. I love calling the police on the robo vacuum. Sounds like something we would do. The cartoon of the guy sending the text for the beer and its punch line is priceless. Happy Monday. Keith

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    • Heh heh … yeah, I might too, except that I would never have a robo-vac, for it would give the kitties heart failure! And, I don’t mind pushing the vacuum around a few times a week … it gives me an outlet for any built-up stress! I had seen that one a few times, and it is definitely funny!


    • Well … yes and no. You need an outlet for your angst, and sometimes your blog is really the only place you can share some of your grief. It’s not possible to be cheerful all the time, my friend, not for any of us, and most of us don’t have near as much to be sad about as you do. On the other hand, you have to have some balance, else you run the risk of sinking into a debilitating depression, and you cannot afford to do that, for your son needs you more than ever. Hugs, dear friend … it’s all I have to offer, aside from a bit of cheer on a Monday morning!

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