I don’t know about you guys, but it’s been a rough week for me, and I am feeling a need for a bit of humour in my life this evening.
Donnie Trump has done some really stupid things in his 74 years on this earth, many in just the past 44 months. But this one is truly without any purpose that I can see! He said on Tuesday that he would announce yet another of his infamous ‘pardons’ … this one to the famous suffragette, Susan B. Anthony! WHY???
“She was never pardoned! Did you know that she was never pardoned? What took so long?”
Because, Donnie, she did nothing for which she needs to be pardoned! It is highly likely that she would be offended by such a pardon that suggests wrongdoing on her part! Even Deborah L. Hughes, executive director of the National Susan B. Anthony Museum and House in Rochester, New York, has taken umbrage at this insanity!
“Objection! Mr. President, Susan B. Anthony must decline your offer of a pardon. Anthony wrote in her diary in 1873 that her trial for voting was ‘The greatest outrage History ever witnessed.’ She was not allowed to speak as a witness in her own defense, because she was a woman. At the conclusion of arguments, Judge Hunt dismissed the jury and pronounced her guilty. She was outraged to be denied a trial by jury. She proclaimed, ‘I shall never pay a dollar of your unjust penalty.’ To pay would have been to validate the proceedings. To pardon Susan B. Anthony does the same.”
I certainly agree with all Ms. Hughes says here. It is rather like pardoning Martin Luther King or John Lewis for their heroic roles in the Civil Rights movement! But, while Ms. Hughes said it well, New Yorker humourist Andy Borowitz has yet another take on it …
Susan B. Anthony Begs Trump Not to Pardon Her: “I Don’t Want to Be on a Wikipedia Page with Roger Stone”
By Andy Borowitz
August 18, 2020
HEAVEN (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare utterance from beyond the grave, Susan B. Anthony on Tuesday begged Donald J. Trump not to pardon her, stating, “I don’t want to be on the same Wikipedia page as Roger Stone.”
Noting that an entire Wikipedia page had been created to record the people to whom Trump had granted executive clemency, Anthony said, “It wasn’t exactly my dream to wind up on the same list as a guy with a Nixon tattoo on his back.”
In a further expression of horror, Anthony told Trump, “Plus, pardoning me would mean that you would now be on my Wikipedia page. I am physically shuddering up here.”
Anthony noted that it was “super ironic” that Trump planned to pardon her on the same day that he blasted Michelle Obama. “It would be cool if you were as nice to historic women who are still alive as you are to dead ones,” she said.
I think she’d rip him a new one if she were around. He really does invite all the opprobrium he receives.
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Ha ha … I think you are right!!! Yes, he brings it all upon himself!
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
You tell him, Susan.
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Thanks, Suzanne! Yes, the nerve of him! He apparently thinks this move will buy him the vote of women in this country. He needs to think again!
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I hate to admit it but some of the women in his voting group will believe anything that comes from his mouth or anything their husbands tell them to believe. They want to believe that bad as their core beliefs like God putting him there or their hatred for the same people he dislikes push them over the crazy line. 😦 — Suzanne
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Sigh. Yes, I know you’re right.
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Dongless J. Trumpass isn’t grasping at straws, more like he is sucking on plastic straws to drink his Mickey D Diet Coke from. Some of those “straws” aren’t even plastic, but he sucks them dry anyway.
Any new word on Vlad’s condition? I’m surprised Dumbpty hasn’t rushed off to be at his bedside to hold his….. hand.
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Vlad’s condition??? I haven’t heard anything about Putin being ill … ???
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It was on the news last night that poor Vlad was in a coma, though we were not told the cause. Being as it was announced on a national network up here, I didn’t even question it. Further digging will be necessary. I will keep you informed, once I find something. If I find anything…
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The news got it mixed up, or I did. It appears one of Vlad’s critics may have been poisoned in Tomsk, Siberia, just pror to getting on a plane back to Western Russia. He has been in a coma ever since, and at first his Russian doctor (read Putin) wanted him kept in a Russian hospital, but has since given in to intense international pressure and sent the critic to a German hospital. No further news yet. Hmmm, first Kashoggi, now Navalny. Are journalists and other critics safe from dictators anymore? And what stories are we not hearing?
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Oh yes, I know of that one … he has been transferred now to Germany. He is, I believe, the second Putin critic (Khashoggi’s killing was ordered by the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia) to be poisoned under mysterious circumstances. Too bad it wasn’t actually Putin!
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My thoughts…
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Jill, this meets the definition of grasping at straws. His team is desperately looking at ways to appeal to educated women voters. Actually not taking away their healthcare, addressing COVID-19 and telling the truth are not worth considering, I guess. Keith
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It definitely does! If he thinks this will endear him with women voters, he needs to think again! I am appalled at the notion!
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Jill, I am listening to Mike Pence tell ABC Good Morning what a great job Donald Trump has done on the pandemic among other unbelievable statements. George Stephanopolis pushed back, but Pence stuck to his talking points. Pence did flinch when George asked about why we have under 5% of the global population and 25% of the glob deaths. Pence lied and said we have one of the lowest mortality rates in the world.
Keith
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Pence is more well-spoken, for sure, but he is no less a fool than Trump. Like Bill Barr and others, he tied his fortunes to Trump and now cannot afford to do the right thing by the nation. I hope they both learn the cost of their perfidy next year. They have enabled a madman who has cost countless human lives in this country. He cannot be forgiven.
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Jill, you cannot fly to close to the sun without getting burned. Keith
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There are no boundaries with him. Like Johnson. It’s all about self interest. Nothing else matters.
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So true … but I cannot understand why more people can’t see this! What the heck is wrong with people that they still applaud the likes of BoJo and Donnie???
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