Wh-wha-what??? It’s M-m-Monday already? Says who? ‘Cording to my calendar it’s … um … oh. Well, from the smells coming from the kitchen it smells like Joyful has been up and at it already, so … how ‘bout you guys go see what’s for breakfast while I go get my teeth brushed, and then we’ll see what fun things we can find to start our week out, ‘k?
A Canadian business, Gaze Seed Company of St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador submitted an ad to Facebook for publication. But Facebook found the ad too “overtly sexual” to be posted on the social media platform.
WHAT … did they think the onions were mating in the basket??? According to Jackson McLean, manager at Gaze Seed Company …
“We got notified the other day that it’s an ‘overtly sexual image’ that they had to ban from the site. I guess something about the two round shapes there could be misconstrued as boobs or something, nude in some way.
I just thought it was funny. You’d have to have a pretty active imagination to look at that and get something sexual out of it … ‘Overtly sexual,’ as in there’s no way of mistaking it as not sexual.”
Amazing … simply amazing, given some of the offensive crud I’ve seen on Facebook! A spokesperson for Facebook said …
“We use automated technology to keep nudity off our apps, but sometimes it doesn’t know a walla walla onion from a, well, you know. We restored the ad and are sorry for the business’ trouble.”
Police in Alberta, Canada, were called to the scene of a gas station after receiving a call about a python that had somehow gotten loose inside the store.
Picturing the worst, for pythons can be rather large & lethal, they cautiously entered the station. The clerk told them it had slithered under a display of potato chips. They began trying to coax the python out … then suddenly, he slithered back out and …
Yep, folks, a plain ol’ harmless garter snake, about 1/50th the size of what a python would have been. They could have picked it up, given it a bit of loving and sent it on its way … no need for the police! 🙄
It seems that while Joyful was preparing this feast for us, Jolly was over at Phil’s Phun picking out some cartoons and memes for us …
And what would Jolly Monday be without a cute animal video??? I think you’ll laugh over this one with a meerkat … who knew they were such energetic critters?
And especially for our friend Hugh, a double dose of Monday joy …
Well, folks, it’s that time again … time to go about our duties and try to accomplish something. I’m always sad to see you go, but I know you’ll be back soon and we’ll have more fun! Be sure to share those beautiful smiles I see you wearing … lot’s of people seem to have lost theirs. Love ‘n hugs from Filosofa, Jolly & Joyful!
Love these! Cracked me upl 😄
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Good! I’m so glad!
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I’m not late! The date on my watch informs me is the 12th October, which is Monday right?
Another stellar collection of cartoons Jill.(the Daylight Saving time one is so close to my own heart!)
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Um … Roger? Could it be that your watch needs either winding or a new battery? Still, no worries, for Jolly Monday is here ALL WEEK and you are welcome no matter what the day! I thought the same about the Daylight Savings Time … I don’t mind it so much in the fall, but in spring it takes this old body clock weeks to adjust! Glad you enjoyed Jolly Monday and I hope you had some of Joyful’s delicious treats!
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Your honour, my client the defendant wishes to plead temporary disassociation from the usual Temporal Perceptions on account of his working on his Magnum Opus (available soon on Kindle) in which he utilises the theme of Time not being uniform.
He would also like to add you should try some of Ms Joyful’s culinary productions.
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CASE DISMISSED! The defendant is free to return to his Magnum Opus forthwith. (Let me at those croissants now!)
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Thank you your honour 👩⚖️
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It was the never-ending zoom meeting that made me laugh! What a good way to start the day. 😀
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I’m so glad if I helped start your day with a smile or a laugh! Have a great week, Anne!
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Thank you very much, Jill! I hope you had a beautiful start into the Monday. Here there was no sun, and depending on this, not really fun too. However, another week! Best wishes, Michael
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My Monday was much the same as yours … rain, thunder, chilly, gloomy. Oh well, tomorrow is another day, yes? Take care, Michael and have a better rest-of-the-week!
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An excellent Monday thanks to you. Jill
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I’m so glad … I love helping to start the week out with a smile! Have a great week ahead, John!
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Another great Monday cartoons!!
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Glad to have helped start your week with a smile! Have a great week ahead!
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Same to you, Jill!
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Joyful, you forgot the bacon! 😉 Love the married couple and the guy who “won” the argument.
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Oops! I’ll remind her next week … she was so intent on laying out a beautiful spread that she just forgot, I guess. Those were my two favourites, too! Have a great week!
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Thanks, you too.
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Jill, too funny. I love the one where the wife returns with the wrong husband. We have been in stores browsing and my wife will walk over to another section. Then, another woman will wander close to where she was. I will then speak to her as if she is my wife and get red-faced with embarrassment. “Do you like this? Oops.” Keith
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Heh heh … I can see how that would be easy to do! Just make sure you double check before you start home with her!
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LOLOLOL
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Thanks for the treat! I especially liked the bee keeper who insisted on not wearing the mask!
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Glad you enjoyed it, my friend! Yeah, that one was reminiscent of something, wasn’t it?
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What a fantastic start to my Monday, Thank you. I want a meerkat now.
Cwtch
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I’m happy to have helped start your week off on a fun note! You can have a meerkat, but you must check with Joey first and make sure he doesn’t mind.
Cwtch
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