Wh-Wha-WHAT??? It’s Monday again??? Already? Wh-where did the weekend go? Sheesh … the days keep getting shorter and shorter! Well, welcome to Monday … since it’s here, we’ll just have to make the best of it, won’t we? On that note, let’s go see what Joyful has cooked up this morning, and then we’ll go in search of some fun things to start the week on the right foot!
I hope you guys are in the mood for some … PIZZA this morning, ’cause that’s what I’ve been workin’ on all morning long! Gwammie likes hers with pineapple … do you?
Our friend Larry has been AWOL for a year or so, thanks to WordPress glitches, but he’s baaaaccckkk now, and so in honour of perhaps our biggest bacon lover, we found a few new bacon memes!
Who’s in the mood for some funny puns?
I been over at Phil’s place over da weekend an’ found a bunch of funny ‘toons to make you laugh!
And just a few fun memes …
Today’s cute critter video is a bit different than most, but guaranteed to make you laugh!
Well, friends, it’s that time again. We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face and a bit of joy in your heart. Please keep safe and warm this week, and take a few extra smiles from the basket to share with others! Love ‘n hugs from Filosofa, Jolly, and Joyful!
Yes, I’m smiling, but don’t even try putting pineapple on my pizza…that just ain’t right.
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Okay, okay … I’ll tell Joyful to hold the pineapple on Larry’s pizza!!! Hey, my friend … so good to see you! I’ve missed you!
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Pizza, bacon, and great toons! That’s a hat trick.
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Where else can you find all three in one place, eh? ❤
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Yup!
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This is just what I need today. I’m just not sure which one I like best. You’ve outdone yourself this week. I think the cats and tortoises was so funny, but there were several others I laughed harder at. I’m going to attempt to cut the cats one out to send to my sibs and kids. Unbelievable that they could actually video it at all.
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Awesome!!! I’m so happy that you enjoyed the humour and even managed to laugh!!! Here’s the link to the cats video if you want to send it to the sibs and kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Pzi96IUHI
Have a good week, my friend! Love ya!
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Yeah, a GREAT collection for today. My problem is that I have the mother of all colds and coughs, which makes me having an even worse headache from all the coughing because of having to laugh…. (but I don’t blame you!)
Thank you so much – some great stuff and one I didn’t get at all. Must be me being Swiss.
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I, too, have one of those colds whereby I can only sneeze, cough, and try to catch my running nose, then cough some more! Sorry I gave you a headache by making you laugh, but that’s better than the sort of headaches my writing usually gives people! Take some ibuprofen and it’ll be gone in an hour! I’m truly glad you enjoyed today’s humour! Which one did you not get at all … perhaps I can help!
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson's Second Line View of the News.
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Thank you, Ned!!!
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A super selection this week, Jill. Thanks.
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Always my pleasure, John!
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😊
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Hmm, Pizza with pineapples is a no-go for us… lol
Gosh, you have put together a fantastic collection of jokes here again.
Oh, and it is funny how afraid cats are regarding tortoises. We have a lot of cats around here but I don’t worry at all about my tortoise. He only needs to move and the cats are so confused and scared that the runoff… lol
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It’s funny about pineapple on pizza — nobody is neutral on that one … they either love it or hate it! I’m so glad you enjoyed today’s humour. We have five cats, but no tortoises … heck, our Izzy would never come out from under the sofa if we brought a tortoise into the house! Ours are all rescue kitties and have either physical or emotional problems — sometimes both!
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Haha, no “italiano vero” would ever put pineapples on his pizza (I have to admit, that I did not mind it… lol)
Oh, so that is a different case too, of course. So wonderful that they found a home with you!
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Oh, I’m sure you’re right! (Don’t worry — I won’t tell that you didn’t mind it 😉 )
At one time we had ten rescues, but sadly are now down to five. We give them our love, a safe home, plenty of food/toys … it’s never quite enough, but it’s all we have.
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Thanks 🤭
They are lucky, regardless of how long. Every day they are treated with such love is a gift that may reward them for whatever they went through 💖
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Dogs bark. Trees use mycellium!
2, I’ll seize her, if she let’s me.
The food chain, maybe. The brain chain, probably not. But, dogs drool, cats rule!
Our cats want the box with the sweater inside it. Much softer, and even more cozy.
I walked into the kitchen too! I was singing “Light My Fire”!
123, 123, never again. No more waltzing after that!
Tortoises and turtles need friends too. Persistance pays off.
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Something happened to the formatting above. I numbered each item, 1 thru 7. This looks very confusing!
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Ah, yes, it was a bit confusing, but I went back through the ‘toons and figured out which ones you were responding to. All is well!
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The numbers would have made that easier.
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I fully agree on #3! Glad you enjoyed Jolly Monday … and thanks for the witty comebacks! 😉
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I got that one from Gail. Dogs love her. In fact all animals do. But she respects cats above all.
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Funny, I was always a dog person until Chris moved back home with her two cats back in 1994, and ever since, I’ve become a cat person. Not, mind you, that I don’t still love dogs … and frankly, they are easier to understand … but cats present a certain … challenge!
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We love all animals, all animals live Gail. Some love me but all tolerate me.
Having lived with cats for 69 years (at least) there isn’t much they can do to surprise me, but they constantly make us laugh.SiSi, though, is the first cat I ever lived with that refuses to grow up. 3 years old and she still thinks she is a kitten. I hope she stays that way aĺl her life.
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Our Izzie is the same as SiSi … and she’s tiny enough, even though she is nearly 8 years old, to pass for a kitten of under a year old. Like you, I love all animals and even rescue the occasional cricket that comes into the house if I can get to it before Boo does — he delights in pulling the legs off the poor crickets!
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SiSi certainly does not look like a kitten. She is the largest girl in the house (all fuzz), and is threatening to surpass the younger boy. But run, jump, play chase, makes anything into a toy, and keeps making pipecleaner tea. Maybe she is drowning snakes in her mind, but the other cats don’t like pipecleaner tea.
The cutest thing SiSi does is hook one claw into a soft toy, and swing her hand up and down till the toy flies into the air. She never know for sure what direction it will go, but her resctions are so fast when she sees it go, she tries to catch it before it hits the ground. She is so proud of herself when she succeeds. (It starrted we had to throw the toys but we weren’t always around so she learned to throw tnem herself!)
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Ha ha … I LOVE watching ours play like that! Tiger can even throw a toy mouse a good 15 feet across the room and still catch it mid-air! You should do a post about your kitties some day, with pictures!
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I sent you an email with pics a few years ago.
A pist? Maybe someday.
We saw one of the horses today. Will see the rest tomorrow. O Happy Day. (Not a musical hint!)
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Yes, I still have it, too! People enjoy seeing our furry family members … I know I do. How many horses do you guys have now? Are they all doing well so far? Heh heh … no, you would never hint 😉
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We still have 5 horses, but Tricksy is presently sharing a pen with Schramsberg, a sire. Hopefully we will have 6 horses around this time next year. (11 month term).
Halory is still leading the clan, but unless she insists, her breeding days are over. She is 23 years old.
Ginny is four now, and is looking stronger than she did last year. 5 starts: 0 wins, 1 Second, 1 Third, 3 lasts. Our trainer expects better results this year, but there are a lot of factors to make that happen.
Kitty is now 3, and is in training as we speak. We watched her do her routine yesterday. She is learning her job, but is showing a rebellious spirit at the same time. Alison says she is very intelligent, which makes her easier to train.
Venus is now a yearling, and developing nicely. She is almost two hands taller then her best friend who is also a yearling. A tall horse means long legs, and a longer stride. But really, it is not time to think about her career. She needs to enjoy being a baby for awhile yet.
And thus the family grows…
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Thanks for the update! And thumbs (or hooves) up to Kitty for her rebellious spirit! Sometimes that wins the race, y’know! I don’t recall knowing about Venus … the only name that didn’t ring a bell. Yes, the family grows! Keep me posted on their progress … and send some new pictures when you think about it! Hugs to you, Gail, the kitties, and the horses!!!
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Venus was born in Spring of 2022. 2nd daughter of Tricksy T Clanton and Shramsberg, full sister to Kitty. Pictures coming soon, I hope.
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I got the pictures … thank you so much!!!
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Still have 2 horses to go, but today was a big snowstorm and we got no more pictures. Maybe tomorrow…
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Seems like the whole of North America is getting snow, except us, and our temperatures are nearing 70° F, more like what we typically expect in late May/early June! I’ll look forward to the other pics when you can … no rush. Keep safe & warm.
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Thanks for the Monday laughs! Have a good one 🙂
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You’re most welcome, dear friend! I hope you have a great week ahead!
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Jill, I love the chocolate bar definition of strength. Totally agree. Keith
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Oh yeah, I agree too! Rather like the old Lay’s Potato Chips commercial that said “No one can eat just one.”
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People who eat bacon are less likely to blow themselves up? Is that anti-Islam or what? WOW
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I did not think of it in that way, but since you mention it, I can see how it could be construed as such, and I have removed that particular meme. Thanks for pointing that out, Polly.
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Thanks, Jill. I was in a particular bad place this morning & later on, I regretted being bitchy. But thanks.
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No worries, my friend … you were right to point that out and I’m glad you did. I hope everything is okay and you just had a case of the grumpies.
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My back’s whacked out (I have degenerative disc disease) & my mother’s in the hospital with unspecified heart issues … they’ve ruled out stroke & heart attack … they’ve done a battery of tests but they don’t know what is wrong. I was in too much pain to get down there to sit with her. Hopefully I can get there this morning (Tuesday) but I’m getting around round of injections this morning so I’ll have to wait & see how I’m doing. My sister came in from Rochester. She’s the favorite, anyway.
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Awwww … I’m so sorry to hear all that, Polly. It seems that old saying, “When it rains, it pours” is often right. I do hope your pain is lessened and that your mother is doing okay? Relax, my friend, enjoy the warm purring of the kitties, read a book, and try not to worry about that which you cannot control.
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My mother is doing much better, should be out of the hospital today.
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I’m glad … but how are YOU feeling now? Have the injections helped with the pain?
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Pizza with pineapple is an abomination
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Damn right.
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Only if you use canned pineapple. Fresh or frozen pineapple is the best. Pizza isn’t pizza without pineapple!
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Well, my wife is on your side, but not me. Yuck. 🤢
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Even canned works for me, though I do usually use fresh. I’m glad somebody else in the world likes it besides me!
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I just got Gail to like it. It took 20 years. But I got her!
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Score one for pineapple!!!
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People who don’t eat pineapple on their pizzas have no idea what they are missing. Mix it with ham, or pepperoni, or even vegetarian. It goes with AND ENHANCES almost everything.
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I fully agree! A bit of sweet to offset the salty and bitter … a PERFECT combo!!!
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It isn’t the sweetness for me, but rather the tanginess. It wakes up my tongue and improves all the flavours.
But whatever the readon, Pineapple on Pizza is yummy!
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Absolutely agree!!!
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Picky eaters!!! 🤣
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Yep, no apologies! 😉
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So … does this mean you don’t like it, then? 🤣
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Spot on Jill
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Against some pretty stiff opposition, the golf club on their anniversary is my favourite this week.
You, Jill, might appreciate the british rolling pin version:
Man explaining to the doctor….
I came home and my wife was crying.
I said ‘What are you crying for dearest?’
She said ‘The dog’s eaten your dinner’
I said ‘Never mind dearest. I’ll buy you another dog’
😄
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Yeah, the golf club was funny, but my favourite was the Pickles cartoon where the kid asks his grandfather, “What’s a phone booth?” Ha ha … I love the British rolling pin version!!!
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The Pickles cartoons always raise a smile here. I like the idea the cartoonist Brain Crane got the idea from his in-laws.
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Really? I didn’t know that! Makes sense, then!
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Good Cartoonists are amazing observers of ordinary life, some of my favourites are based on the day to day ‘Stone Soup’ ‘Luann’ ‘FoxTrot’ to name but three.
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I’m familiar with ‘Luann’ and ‘Foxtrot’, but not ‘Stone Soup’ … I’ll check it out!
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It runs linear too, albeit at a slower time stream
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