I think we could all use a bit of humour this evening, and NOBODY does it quite like Sally, Debby, and their friend Daniel Kemp! Thank you all for making us laugh today!
Author Daniel Kemp has been entertaining us over the last three years with his funnies on his Facebook page and head over to followDanny Kemp .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
Drinking Buddies
A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado…
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Puffed up Texas “cowboy” comes up to my old stompin’ grounds, The Alvord Desert, gonna’ show us how it’s done. Stops into the hotel at French Glen for a cold can of Qoors Lite, puffs himself up and say’s “Boys, back on my ranch I get up in the morning, get in my truck when the sun comes up, and when the goes down I’m still on my ranch!”
Old Eastern Oregon Baquerro drops his feet from the table to the floor, tips his chair forward and pushes his hat back, takes a long pull off his pint of microbrew and say’s “Yeah, yeah, I used to have a truck like that.”
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🤣🤣 Great one!!!
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Jill, love the three beers story. Too funny. Keith
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So did I!!! I actually laughed over that one … and laughter doesn’t come easy for me these days! Glad you enjoyed them!
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Thanks for the link, Jill. Great stuff!
Best wishes, Pete.
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I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
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Makes sense … 🙂
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Made me smile ❤️
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Good … that is always the goal!
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Thanks for sharing Danny’s funnies Jill.. ♥
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