Holiday Lights & Queen — A Winning Combination!

I suppose it’s time to try to find a bit of holiday spirit and play a few holiday-ish songs, eh?  Christmas is but 9 days, and I still have shopping to do, baking, wrapping … and I’d really rather just hibernate until about 4 months from now when it gets warm again!  Anyway … I’m not a fan of carols and religious-themed Christmas music, but I enjoy some of the more light-hearted, fun ones, so that’s what you’ll get from me this holiday season!  This is one I came across back in 2021 and only played it that year.  There is no actual Christmas music, but it is rather a combination of some of Queen’s songs and  an amazing holiday light show, and I really enjoyed it, though I’m glad that a) they don’t live across the street from me, and b) I don’t have to pay their electricity bill!!!

Enjoy!  And come back tomorrow for some holiday fun!

♫ You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch ♫

Yesterday, my good friend Jerry texted me a suggestion for this music post …

“Good afternoon G! I have a song idea….. You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch……the words should remind you of someone you despise. LOL”

And the idea immediately took hold!

From Wikipedia …

“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is a Christmas song that was originally written and composed for the 1966 animated special Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

The lyrics were written by Theodor “Dr. Seuss” Geisel, the music was composed by Albert Hague, and the song was performed by Thurl Ravenscroft.

Because Ravenscroft was not credited in the closing credits of the special, it is often mistakenly attributed to Boris Karloff, who served as narrator and the voice of the Grinch in the special but was not a trained singer. Until Ravenscroft was publicly credited, Tennessee Ernie Ford was also speculated to be the voice behind the song.

The soundtrack to the special won the Grammy Award for Best Album for Children at the 10th Annual Grammy Awards.

The song has been incorporated into most other adaptations of the story. In the 2000 live-action film, Jim Carrey performs the song in character as the Grinch, singing about himself. The stage musical adaptation included the song in the score, among several other original numbers composed specifically for that production. The 2018 CGI animated film features a substantially updated version of the song from Tyler, the Creator featuring an orchestral arrangement by Danny Elfman.

The song was also covered by New Jersey alternative rock band the Whirling Dervishes. Writer Chris Jordan of the Asbury Park Press called their version “wonderfully depraved in the best of holiday ways” and noted that their version became a ‘Jersey’ classic.

The song charted at #31 in the U.S. and #50 in Canada … and nowhere else that I can see.  Still ‘n all, it’s a bit of fun.

You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Thurl Ravenscroft

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You’re a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, “Stink, stank, stunk”

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You’re the king of sinful sots
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super “naus”
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce

♫ Clive’s Advent Countdown #3 ♫

I am at a loss for a song tonight, and had just about decided to go with the earworm that Keith planted earlier, when I realized that Clive has started his annual tradition of an Advent Countdown and is already on Day #3!  So, I had to go for a listen, of course, and I found so much fun there that I just had to share it!  I’m not a fan of traditional Christmas music, but Clive mixes it up in a way that makes it all good fun!  Thank you, Clive!!! 

A Bit Of Black Friday Humour (& Tunes, Too!)

As I pondered what I wanted to opine about today, trying hard to find something a little less bleak than the way I’m feeling this afternoon, I happened across Clive’s post and … well, suffice it to say he brought me a smile and some chuckles on this ‘Black Friday’!  So … rather than depress you with my sourness, I thought it only fair to brighten your day with Clive’s fun ‘n music!  Thank you, Clive — this was just what we all needed!

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!!!

Today is November 5th … Guy Fawkes Day in the United Kingdom!  This is a redux of a post I did back in 2017 with a few minor changes/additions … I can’t believe I only did it once!  It should be an annual tradition!


Today, our friends in the UK celebrate Guy Fawkes Day, or as it is sometimes called, Bonfire Night.  Now I was thinking … many of our UK friends … Bushka, David,Roger, Clive, Ben, Pete, Gary, Mary & Jack, to name a few … know as much about our history and culture as many of us do, so doesn’t it seem only fair that we take a few minutes to learn something of theirs?  Admittedly, I knew very little of this holiday, its history, or how it is celebrated.  So, I went in search of answers and I want to share what I learned with you.

The (very) Brief History …

The year was 1605. When Protestant King James I acceded to the throne, English Catholics had hoped that the persecution they had felt for over 45 years under Queen Elizabeth I would finally end, and they would be granted the freedom to practice their religion.

When this didn’t transpire, a group of conspirators resolved to assassinate the King and his ministers by blowing up the Palace of Westminster during the state opening of Parliament.

Guy-Fawkes.jpgGuy (Guido) Fawkes, from York, and his fellow conspirators, having rented out a house close to the Houses of Parliament, managed to smuggle 36 barrels of gunpowder into a cellar of the House of Lords – enough to completely destroy the building. (Physicists from the Institute of Physics later calculated that the 2,500kg of gunpowder beneath Parliament would have obliterated an area 500 metres from the centre of the explosion).

The scheme began to unravel when an anonymous letter was sent to William Parker, the 4th Baron Monteagle, warning him to avoid the House of Lords. The letter (which could well have been sent by Lord Monteagle’s brother-in-law Francis Tresham), was made public and this led to a search of Westminster Palace in the early hours of November 5.

Explosive expert Fawkes, who had been left in the cellars to set off the fuse, was caught when a group of guards discovered him at the last moment. Fawkes was arrested, sent to the Tower of London and tortured until he gave up the names of his fellow plotters.

guy-fawkes-conspirators.jpegThe conspirators were all either killed resisting capture or – like Fawkes – tried, convicted, and executed. The traditional death for traitors in 17th-century England was to be hanged, drawn and quartered in public. But this proved not to be the 35-year-old Fawkes’ fate. As he awaited his punishment on the gallows, Fawkes leapt off the platform to avoid having his testicles cut off, his stomach opened and his guts spilled out before his eyes. Mercifully for him, he died from a broken neck but his body was subsequently quartered, and his remains were sent to “the four corners of the kingdom” as a warning to others.

The following year, 1606, Parliament declared November 5th a national day of thanksgiving.

The Celebration …

parade.jpgGuy Fawkes Day is celebrated in the United Kingdom, and in a number of countries that were formerly part of the British Empire, with fireworks, bonfires and parades. Straw dummies representing Fawkes are tossed on the bonfire, as well as those of contemporary political figures. (I wonder if they would mind tossing one of Trump in there for us?)

Putin and Trump effigies … THANKS!!!

FireworksDummies have been burned on bonfires since as long ago as the 13th century, initially to drive away evil spirits. Following the Gunpowder Plot, the focus of the sacrifices switched to Guy Fawkes’ treason. Traditionally, these effigies called ‘guys’, are carried through the streets in the days leading up to Guy Fawkes Day and children ask passers-by for “a penny for the guy.”

guy-fawkes2The Food …

The traditional cake eaten on Bonfire Night is Parkin Cake, a sticky cake containing a mix of oatmeal, molasses, syrup and ginger.  I am told, however, that it is just called “Parkin”, not “Parkin Cake”.  Duly noted!  Either way, it looks yummy, don’t you think?
Parkin cakeA poem …

Remember, remember, the fifth of November

Gunpowder treason and plot

We see no reason Why Gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot ….

And this from my friend Mary when last I posted this some 7 years ago:

In addition to the bonfire and guy, we have treacle toffee (made with black treacle which is similar to molasses) and toffee apples and it was customary where I grew up to have jacket potatoes in foil with butter and salt outside -originally cooked in the embers. And sausages. A verse sung by some children at schools ran: Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the teachers on the top, put the prefects in the middle and burn the bloomin lot. Hmm. As a Catholic family we always celebrated it. It had lost the religious meaning around where we lived in what was anyway the recusant north 😉 In parts of the north of England Mischief Night falls on 4 November (not Halloween) and we used to do tame things like ringing doorbells and running away or putting treacle (there we go again) around post boxes. Sparklers are the cherished memory of most older people but sadly often replaced by light wands now. Yes, it was common to burn your fingers but hey – how else do we learn?

And now, I would like to take a moment to wish all my friends in the UK a Happy Guy Fawkes Night!  Be careful with those fireworks.  I’m sure I either left out something important or got some of my facts wrong, though I did try to use UK resources, so feel free to add or amend!guy-fawkes 3

Time For A ‘Toon Break …

Try as I might, I cannot get the bounce out of my head tonight.  Admittedly, I’ve fallen into a bit of a rabbit hole over the past few days (hence the fact that I am a full day behind on responding to comments — my humble apologies) and I just cannot think clearly at the moment.  I suspect many of you are feeling the same … overload, too much uncertainty, too many “what if”s, and too many potentially dark scenarios fill our heads.  Well, friends, let’s try to lighten the moment with a few of the better political cartoons I’ve found over the past few days and see if a few chuckles might help our minds get back on track …

♫ Monster Mash ♫ 👹

HAPPY HALLOWE’EN!!!  🎃  I was thinking that I needed something spooky 👻  for today’s music post, so I flipped back through my archives to see what I had done in years past, and I found this one that I have played only once, fittingly on Hallowe’en 2022!  It’s a fun song and most people seem to like it well enough, so don the ear buds or headphones, and get ready to tap your toes just a bit!


Well, it IS Hallowe’en, after all … what did you expect, a sappy love song?

Bobby “Boris” Pickett was a nightclub entertainer who performed with a group called The Cordials. He wrote Monster Mash with his friend Lenny Capizzi. They were both big horror movie fans, and Pickett would do an impression of the actor Boris Karloff (known for playing the monster in many Frankenstein movies) during the speaking part of Little Darlin’ that went over well in his act. As Capizzi played the piano, he and Pickett put together this song with his Karloff impression in mind. They came up with the plot about Frankenstein’s monster starting a dance craze.

The lyrics are based on the story of Frankenstein, which started as a 1818 novel by Mary Shelley and evolved into various film adaptations. In the story, Dr. Frankenstein creates a creature who comes to life, but what he created is a monster. The book is sober tale of regret and unexpected consequences, but the story is often played for comedy. In this song, the monster throws a big dance party, which is enthusiastically attended by many other creatures of lore (Dracula, Wolfman).

Pickett and Lenny Capizzi wrote this song in about two hours. They recorded a demo to tape and brought it to Gary Paxton, lead singer of The Hollywood Argyles (“Alley Oop”). They recorded the song with Paxton and studio musicians Leon Russell, Johnny McCrae and Rickie Page, who were credited as “The Cryptkickers.” Paxton, who is credited as the song’s producer, also added the sound effects.

Paxton put the song out on his Garpax label and distributed it to radio stations around southern California. Response was overwhelming, as the stations saw their phone banks lighting up with requests for the song. A deal was struck with London Records, who distributed the song worldwide.

Released in 1962, this went to #1 in both the U.S. and Canada, but did not chart in the UK until 1973 when it was re-releeased and hit the #3 spot in the UK.

Monster Mash

Bobby “Boris” Pickett

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

(He did the mash) he did the monster mash
(The monster mash) it was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash) it caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) he did the monster mash

(Wa-ooh) From my laboratory in the castle east
(Wa-ooh) To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
(Wa-wa-ooh) The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
(Wa-ooh) To get a jolt from my electrodes

(They did the mash) they did the monster mash
(The monster mash) it was a graveyard smash
(They did the mash) it caught on in a flash
(They did the mash) they did the monster mash

(Wa-ooh) The zombies were having fun
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) The party had just begun
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) The guests included Wolfman
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) Dracula, and his son

(Wa-ooh) The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
(Wa-ooh) Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
(Wa-wa-ooh) The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
(Wa-ooh) With their vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five

(They played the mash) they played the monster mash
(The monster mash) it was a graveyard smash
(They played the mash) it caught on in a flash
(They played the mash) they played the monster mash

(Wa-ooh) out from his coffin’, Drac’s voice did ring
(Wa-ooh) seems he was troubled by just one thing
(Wa-wa-ooh) opened the lid and shook his fist and said
(Wa-ooh) “Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

(It’s now the mash) it’s now the monster mash
(The monster mash) and it’s a graveyard smash
(It’s now the mash) it’s caught on in a flash
(It’s now the mash) it’s now the monster mash

(Wa-ooh) Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
(Wa-ooh) And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
(Wa-wa-ooh) For you, the living this mash was meant to
(Wa-ooh) When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

(Then you can mash) then you can monster mash
(The monster mash) and do my graveyard smash
(Then you can mash) you’ll catch on in a flash
(Then you can mash) then you can monster mash

(Wa-ooh, monster mash)
“Mash good” (Wa-ooh, monster mash)
“Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy” (Wa-ooh, monster mash)
“Mash good, grr” (Wa-ooh, monster mash)
(Wa-ooh, monster mash)
(Wa-ooh, monster mash)
(Wa-ooh)

Writer/s: Bob Pickett, Leonard Capizzi
Publisher: RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

🎃 Jolly Spoooooky Monday! 👻

Good Monday morning, friends!  Do you feel a chill in the air today?  I’m not sure if the temperature has dropped or if the ghosts ‘n goblins ‘n witches ‘n other spooky creatures are here, making their devious plans for Thursday.  My fondest memory of Hallowe’en is when granddaughter Natasha was about 3-4 years old and we took her trick-or-treating for the very first time.  We prompted her, “Say ‘Trick or Treat’!”  She did fine for a few houses, but by about the 3rd or 4th one, when the lady answered the door, Natasha simply held out her bag and said, “More candy, please.”  At least she said please … at least I think she did, as best I recall.  Natasha is now all grown up and will celebrate her 30th birthday next month.  Time flies, doesn’t it?  Since Hallowe’en is right ’round the corner, Joyful and I have fixed some special treats for you today, so help yourself at the buffet table and then we’ll go in search of some humour to start the week off with smiles, ‘k?


Jolly found some more of those cool pictures over at Phil’s Phun a couple of weeks ago …


Are you in the mood for some cute/funny animal memes?


I think that brings us ’round to time for some ‘toons, don’t you?


Well, I guess this means it’s time for a cute or funny critter video, doesn’t it?  I sent Jolly out in search of one last night … let’s see what he found … oh my, Jolly!  What amazing chickens … ‘n roosters!  Take a look, folks …

And that’s another Jolly Monday wrapped up.  Do you guys realize it’s only 32 days until Thanksgiving (in the U.S.) and 59 days ’til Christmas?  I repeat what I said earlier … where does time go???  I’m not ready for another barrage of holidays!!!  Sigh.  Anyway, I hope you all had a good time here with us for Jolly Monday and I hope you can keep those smiles in place all week long!  Remember to spread them around … we all need them these days!  Keep safe and have a good week ahead!  Love ‘n hugs from Filosofa, Jolly ‘n Joyful!!!