Jamie Raskin’s Manual For Republicans

There are a number of members of the House of Representatives for whom I have tremendous respect – Nancy Pelosi, Hakeem Jeffries, Adam Schiff and many more – but perhaps my favourite is Jamie Raskin.  Mr. Raskin has gone through hell and back since first being elected to represent Maryland’s 8th district in the U.S. House of Representatives in 2017, and still he retains his integrity, sharp intellect, humanity, and humour.  For those who may not know, Raskin’s son, Tommy, committed suicide on New Year’s Eve 2020.  Raskin buried his son on January 5th, 2021, the day before the attempted coup at the Capitol.  Then in 2022, for the second time in his life, Jamie was diagnosed with cancer.  Fortunately, after undergoing chemotherapy, his cancer is in remission, but he’s had a hard time, with certain members of the House and the media actually mocking him for wearing a head covering when he lost his hair due to the treatments.  He continued to work diligently, despite his serious health issues and was an important member of the January 6th committee.

Yesterday, Jamie Raskin published a humorous, yet relevant guest post in The Washington Post that I want to share with you today … I think you’ll find it spot-on for how Republicans respond to mass shootings.


A handy manual for Republicans commenting on mass shootings

By Jamie Raskin

29 January 2024

On the day Mike Johnson (R-La.) became House speaker, 18 Americans were massacred and 13 injured by a mass shooter in Lewiston, Maine — but Johnson’s comments the next day already showed deft command of what is obviously the GOP’s Mass Shooting Rhetorical First-Response Protocol. In the event that Johnson is deposed and another Republican is chosen as speaker and needs a primer — and for the benefit of all members of Congress following National Rifle Association message discipline — I have compiled this guide.

Beginning with a quote from Johnson, it assembles phrases that have worked well to bury the vast majority of mass shootings in the United States — including the more than 600 recorded in 2023, according to the Gun Violence Archive — in pious nonsense, logical contradiction and legislative inaction. Please copy and paste as needed.

In the immediate aftermath of the mass shooting, you say:

Prayer is appropriate in a time like this, that the evil can end and this senseless violence can stop.

If the mass shooter uses an AR-15 to kill children in a public school, you say:

We had AR-15s in the 1960s. [But] we didn’t have those mass school shootings. … We actually had prayer in school during those days.

But if children are massacred in a Christian school where they have just prayed (or worshipers are killed in a church, mosque or synagogue), you say:

We’re not going to fix it. Criminals are going to be criminals.

If no police or armed security personnel were inside the school during the mass shooting, you say:

We can arm and prepare and train teachers and other administrators to respond quickly.”

If armed staff, police officers or security guards were present but were unable to halt the massacre, you say:

We must particularly thank and honor our law enforcement and first responders who continue to face skyrocketing violent crimes across the nation.”

If the mass shooter has a history of mental illness, you say:

We are working to address that anger and violence by going to its root cause, which is addressing the mental health problems behind it.

If the mass shooter has no recorded history of mental illness, you say:

We need to return to God.

If the killer’s weapons were legally obtained, you say:

I stand behind efforts to enforce our existing laws better.

But if anyone suggests the existing laws are not sufficient, you say:

Criminals and mass murderers will ignore any new gun-control law just as they ignore the strict gun control laws in our nation’s most violent cities.

If you are asked why the United States is a global outlier in gun violence, you say:

I’m sorry you think American exceptionalism is awful. You’ve got your political agenda.

If you are pressed for solutions and can no longer avoid proposing action, you say:

Something has happened to our society, and I go back to abortion. When we decided it was okay to murder kids in their mother’s wombs, life has no value to a lot of these folks.

If families or communities who have lost loved ones are demanding change in government’s approach to gun safety, you say:

Too often tragedies are politicized for partisan gain, and we have seen many seek to leverage these crimes and their victims to push for radical left-wing policies.

Mini-Snippets of Snark

I sometimes have a short attention span and today I have only a few mini-snippets of snark for you …


The Republicans have solutions for mass shootings.  Last week it was arming the teachers. This week it’s arm the doctors, arm the undertakers. But when that white supremacist shot up the Black grocery store in Buffalo, guess what they did not say:  Arm the black people.  Anybody wonder why?


Nobody who still believes that the 2020 election results were not fair, that the former guy actually won, has any right whatsoever to be placed in a position of trust either monitoring or otherwise affecting election results in 2022 or 2024 … or ever.  The Republicans talk the talk about election integrity, but they damn sure don’t walk the walk, for they already have plans in the works to put partisan hacks in charge of elections starting this November.


Rumour has it that the former guy is planning, along with his minions in Congress, to offer a ‘counter-program’ to the January 6th House investigative committee televised hearings this month.  Send in the clowns! 🤡 I may have more on this later, but for right now I see it as irrelevant just as I see the former guy.  The media needs to wake up and stop giving airtime to this circus.  Pbtht.


James Madison Preparatory High School in Madison, Florida, raffled off fishing and hunting gear and firearms, including handguns and semi-automatic rifles, in a $100-per-ticket raffle that started May 2nd.  Am I the only one whose jaw dropped over this?  A school.  In Florida.  Selling guns.  Does anybody see this as sane?


Stewart Parks, running for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives, has this to say:

“If you elect me, this month will be the last National Gay Pride month ever celebrated. We need to elect people into US congress that will stand up and say Homosexuality and Transgenderism are evil.  Sexual Liberation is NOT western values. LGBQT+ movement is communist as they seek to destabilize our country with their divisive rhetoric and destroy families. Transgenderism and Pedophilia are now rampant in our society.”

I can only shake my head, growl, and hope to Hell that Tennesseans have enough sense to Never elect this bigot to ANY office.


I found humour here.  A couple in India is threatening to sue their grown son for $650,000.  Why?  Because he’s been married for six years yet has failed to present them with a grandchild.  Yep, you read it right … because he and his spouse haven’t yet had children, his parents want back all the money they invested in him through the years.  They are demanding that their son and daughter-in-law produce a grandchild within a year or pay $650,000 in ‘damages’.


And last, but not least, late night comedian Jimmy Kimmel isn’t laughing in this one from a week ago … but he is spot on and smarter than most of the people he talks about here.