Welcome once again to “No-Politics Monday”. I have decided to make this a weekly tradition, as the one I did last Monday seemed to make a few people happy, and as I said last week, Mondays are hard enough already. So every Monday I will abstain from my usual socio-political commentary and attempt to find more light-hearted, upbeat topics. Mondays only, though!
Saturday night the time changed here in the U.S. Clocks went forward by an hour … yes, a whole 60 minutes … whether we wanted them to or not. I awakened yesterday morning with a headache, so I have decided that I will not participate in daylight savings time all at once, but shall accept the time change in increments of ten minutes per day for six days, starting today (Monday). Therefore, dinner will be served at 7:50 p.m. tonight, 7:40 p.m. on Tuesday, and so on until finally on Saturday we will be back to eating at 7:00. Apologies to my family for rumbly tummies or other inconveniences, but I simply cannot lose the entire hour at once.
I came across a few bits of interesting trivia this morning:
- That lovely red condiment, ketchup, that which makes most any food palatable, is banned in primary school cafeterias in France. Not for any health reasons, but rather because “We have to ensure that children become familiar with French recipes so that they can hand them down to the following generation,” implying that ketchup is in some way ruining French cuisine,” according to the chairman of the National Association of Directors of Collective Restaurants. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/8806553/The-French-have-some-sauce-to-ban-tomato-ketchup.html
- I bet there are a lot of parents in the U.S., especially in the month of December, who wish we could adopt this Swedish law: television advertisements that are specifically directed at children under the age of 12 have been banned in Sweden since 1991. At the time, research showed that children could not clearly differentiate between advertising and regular programming until this age. http://www.commondreams.org/headlines01/0529-05.htm
- Last month I told you my feelings about Valentine’s Day, so imagine my goofy grin when I found out the Valentine’s Day is, in fact, banned in Saudi Arabia! But not for the reason you might think … it is banned because, although it no longer has a religious connotation, it began as a Christian holiday, and Saudi Arabia is an Islamic nation. Saudi Arabia actually bans Valentine’s Day and actively prevents celebration by raiding and confiscating any floral arrangements, chocolates, or gifts for sale in mid-February that may be seen as symbols of love. http://worldnews.about.com/od/saudiarabia/qt/vdaysaudis.htm
- Do you chew gum? I don’t, have not since before I was a teenager with braces many years ago, but if you do chew gum, you may want to avoid Singapore on your next trip to Asia. Chewing gum has been banned there since 1992 in an effort to make the country more sanitary and progressive, as the habit was seen as old-fashioned and disgusting. I can’t say that I disagree with them, especially the way some people chew gum! http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32090420
- Want to name your child “Bailey”, or “Lee”, or some other name that could be suitable for either a boy or a girl? Not in Germany! In Germany a person’s first name must clearly indicate their gender. This means that babies cannot be named unisex names (i.e. Sam, Alex), names for the opposite gender (i.e. naming a girl Robert), or last names (i.e. Anderson, Emerson). If you want to challenge one of these rules you must go through a lengthy and expensive appeals process wherein a government office will evaluate your chosen name and it’s suitability. Other countries also have laws regulating what you may name your baby … be sure to check out the link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/24/banned-baby-names_n_5134075.html
Just a few days ago, I updated my October 2014 piece about driverless cars, then yesterday I came across this snippet and just couldn’t resist passing it along:
Spend enough time behind the wheel, and chances are you’re going to see some pretty wild things — if you work for Google, at least.
One time, an onlooker was so excited to see one of the company’s self-driving cars pass by that he ran out onto the street completely naked and leaped onto the vehicle.
Another time, the car had to slow down because there were as many as three other cars driving the wrong way up the street toward it.
There was the time a group of people hopped across the street in front of a Google car, interrupting its route with a real-life game of Frogger.
And then there was the mysterious case of a woman in an electric wheelchair chasing a duck in circles in the middle of the street.
So, that wraps up my non-political Monday. I leave you with this from Calvin & Hobbes, arguably the best cartoon strip ever written:

Welcome back to Monday! Came around rather too quickly, didn’t it? And coldly, in my neck of the woods, at least. Yesterday, the high was 15° F, but today it has warmed up to a sweltering 22° F. I respectfully request that my readers in Florida, Don and Gronda, refrain from telling me what the temps are at your place! As always, I have a few fun things to start your work-week out with a smile, a chuckle, or perhaps even an all-out laugh! So settle in with your coffee for a few minutes while the engine is warming and the windshield defrosting …
In the town of Blackburn, Lancashire in the northern UK, lives a 34-year-old woman named Dianne Clayton, and her boyfriend Simon Hill. One day last May, the couple went to visit a friend, where homemade chips and drinks were served. Now, I have made homemade chips before, though I’m not sure that we define chips here in the U.S. quite the same as the Brits, but for the sake of argument, we will assume it refers to flat, crispy chips made from potatoes. They are yummy, but a heck of a lot of work … a bag of Lays is usually the fare in my house. Anyway, the chips must have been delicious, as they soon ran out. Ms. Clayton apparently had not had her fill of the delicious chips. When she put her hand in the bowl and came up empty, she demanded to know who ate the last of the chips. Upon finding out that it was none other than her boyfriend, she picked up a kitchen knife and stabbed poor Mr. Hill in the shoulder! The wound was superficial and Mr. Hill is fine. Ms. Clayton, however, spent 26 weeks in jail over the incident. The funniest part was the prosecutor, Parveen Akhtar’s, statement:


So, now you’ve got something to smile about as you go through the drudgery of yet another Monday. Take heart … this is the second Monday of 2017, with only 50 more to go! If anything in this post made you smile, then pass that smile on to somebody who didn’t read it! A smile says more than a mouthful of words can. I think this is why distance relationships are sometimes hard … you cannot see the other person’s smile; you can only hear the words. (A bit of Filosofa wisdom there.) Have a great week, stay warm and be happy!

“Scottish pub swaps kilts for pants after female patrons get handsy”
The 2016 Summer Olympics are scheduled to begin on Friday, 05 August. There has been some controversy surrounding the games, which will be held in Rio de Janeiro this year, for a variety of reasons, including: Zika, declared a ‘public health emergency’ in Brazil; the slumping economy of Brazil, making it questionable how they can complete the necessary building projects in time; and the politics of the nation, where a congressional committee is considering impeachment of Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff. But in addition, the IOC must worry about keeping the Olympic Torch lit! Twice now since it was lit in Olympia, Greece on 21 April, someone has tried to douse it. The most recent attempt was on 16 July when a man armed with a fire extinguisher attempted to put out the Olympic flame as it passed through the city of Joinville, Brazil. On 27 June, a 27-year-old man attempted to douse the torch with a bucket of water in Maracaju, Brazil, but he missed and instead doused a another torch bearer and security guards. Where has the Olympic spirit gone? Sheesh.
Did you ever think of cooking a brisket in your bathtub? Yeah, me neither. But apparently an unidentified woman in Knoxville, Tennessee thought it seemed like a good idea at the time. She lit a wood-burning grill inside her bathtub and placed meat on a wire rack across the rim before the heat melted through the tub’s fiberglass exterior. According to Knoxville Fire Department Captain DJ Corcoran, the tub and brisket were both a total loss. Methinks the family ate peanut butter sandwiches that night! Sheesh. Even I know better than that, though I did bring the charcoal grill indoors one night when I had food cooking and a sudden rain shower hit.
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A Seattle-based company has come up with a new idea for a toothbrush … it lets the user stream video from within their mouth while brushing. Um …. Personally, I find the inside of people’s mouths to be rather disgusting. What are you supposed to do … hum while you brush and make the little hanging thing in the back of your throat dance to the beat? But wait … you can even send the video to a smart phone! Whoa … I am certain that all my family & friends are just dying to get a video from the inside of my mouth, yes? Actually, according to Dr. Craig S. Kohler, the inventor of the Prophix, there are practical uses, such as identifying changes in gums and fillings. Maybe, but I will stick with my Spinbrush. Who has time for thinking up new music scores to hum every morning?
I am a sucker for the funny things that come out of kids mouths. No, not those things … you know, words, sentences and the like. I saw one on Facebook the other day.
Cincinnati Police Department have had their share of troubles over the years, and in recent years have been accused of racial profiling enough times to invoke the old adage ‘where there’s smoke, there’s fire’. Last week, however, this pair of officers got it right and in a big way. Officer Givens of CPD was sitting in his police cruiser when someone tapped on his door. On opening the door, he found a desperate mother … a mother goose, that is. “It kept pecking and pecking and normally they don’t come near us. Then it walked away and then it stopped and looked back so I followed it and it led me right over to the baby that was tangled up in all that string,” Givens told a local television reporter. The gosling had become entangled in the string of a Mother’s Day balloon that had been abandoned. Givens and his partner, Cecilia Charron, gently and painstakingly untangled the baby and he and his mother rejoined the other goslings and swam off, presumably to live happily ever after. The officers are to be commended for their compassionate act, but that goose really deserves the award … that was one smart goose! I just love stories like this … warms my heart in a way that all the other things about which I write never can. You can watch the video 



