I have so many posts started, but my motivation is low tonight, so I thought probably it’s time to step away from separation of church and state, from Kevin McCarthy & Jim (Gym) Jordan, from transgender issues, and just have some humour for this Saturday morning! So, I have a double treat … some fun jokes from Bored Panda that they refer to as Nature Jokes That Do Not Grow On Trees … and also some fun/cute/interesting wildlife photos from The Guardian’s “The Week in Wildlife”.
First, the jokes (some truly groan-worthy one-and-two-liners) …
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
Lion: “You’re late. We said meet at sunset.”
Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.”
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
“Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year.”
“What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?”
“Finding half of a worm.”
How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?
By its bark.
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What did the Jedi say to the tree?
“May the forest be with you.”
What is the best way to learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?
Check out their web site!
How can you get down from a tree?
You can’t because down comes from a duck.
“Beaver 1: “Sir, the river is running at full capacity with no obstruction!””
“Beaver 2: “Dammit!””
Okay … ‘nuff of that! You can find the rest of them at Bored Panda’s website, if you so desire!
And now for some gorgeous wildlife photos, courtesy of The Guardian …
Well, folks, I hope this has started your weekend with a smile or two, and I’ll be back later today with my usual snark! Have a great weekend ahead and … do something fun!