Jolly First Monday Of 2022!

Good first-Monday-morning-of-the-year, my friends!  Joyful is off helping Roger do something with his tower this morning, so the food prep was left up to me.  You know what that means!  Jolly offered to help, but as you’ll remember, in years past he has set the kitchen afire twice, so he is effectively banned from the kitchen!  Anyway, grab yourself a snack and a nice warm cuppa something and let’s see if we can bring about a few chuckles to start this week off on the right foot, shall we?

Those of you who know me well know that I consider peanut butter to be nature’s most perfect food.  If I had to live my life out on a desert island with only one food available, I would choose peanut butter!

And because I know we all need to eat lots of fruits and veggies for our continued well-being …

Sorry, friends … you had your fill of bacon last week on National Bacon Day!  This week, you’re on the wagon!


Have any of you ever heard of a movie, produced and released in 2010, about a tire (tyre for our UK friends) named Robert that goes on a murderous rampage in the California desert?  I had not heard of it until I saw this meme over at Phil’s Phun and had to investigate to see if it was a joke or not.  It’s not – it’s an actual movie, although it was never a box office hit (gee, I wonder why?)

Naturally, my curiosity was piqued and I just had to go find a short trailer for the movie …

The movie starts with Robert (the tire/tyre) standing upright and discovering that he has psychokinesis. He tests his newfound powers by making animals and inanimate objects explode. Robert spots a woman drive by and attempts to use his powers on her, but he only succeeds in making her car stall before he is run over by a truck. The woman manages to start her car and drive off while Robert kills the truck driver that ran him over.  I won’t tell you any more just in case you decide to watch the flick yourself, though I wouldn’t waste my time if I were you, but at the end, Robert is killed and then reincarnated as a killer tricycle!  I do believe this has to be the strangest movie plot I’ve ever heard of!  You can catch it on Amazon if you’re so inclined …


And now, let’s leave the bizarre behind and go see what fun ‘toons Jolly has chosen for us today!


I found a few memes that made me chuckle and I hope you will too …


Today’s cute animal video is a short one but cute and funny.  Be sure to see the surprise ending!


Well, folks, it’s that time when we all have things to do and places to be, so we thank you for spending a bit of your Monday morning with us.  Keep safe & warm and have a great week.  Oh, and be sure to share those delightful smiles I see you wearing!  After all, not everybody was able to see the cute polar bears!  Love ‘n hugs from Filosofa, Jolly and Joyful!

Eat More Peanut Butter!

In April 2015, it the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) announced that it was reversing its guidelines and that, in essence, bacon and eggs were not, in fact, as harmful to your health as they had claimed nearly 40 years ago.  Now, I eat what I like and thumb my nose at the FDA anyway, but for those of you who pay attention to such things, I’m sure this will be welcome news!  You can now go to your favourite local breakfast bar and eat something besides the fruit!  But wait!  Just when you thought it was safe to get back into the water … er, um, skillet again …

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Along comes WHO (World Health Organization) with claims that bacon, along with sausage and other processed meats (yes, they are including that All-American staple, the hot dog), are as likely to cause cancer as cigarettes.  Eventually they, tobroccolio, will likely change their minds, but in what?  Another 40 years?  By then we will all be dead from something totally unrelated to our food consumption habits.  WHO also warns against red meat, saying that it is only slightly lower in cancer-causing carcinogens than processed meats.  It looks as if those of you who actually heed these warnings are destined to become vegetarians!  Well, one thing to be said for that … it is cheaper!!!

 

The egg has long been a source of controversy.  Since the beginning of time, mankind has eggbeen engaging in the debate about which came first, the chicken or the egg.  And in more recent times, just like it’s significant other, bacon, the egg has gained a bad reputation for raising cholesterol and causing heart attacks.  Now, however, the FDA says it was wrong, and that eggs may actually help protect against heart disease, and it is perfectly safe, healthy even, to eat three eggs a day!  Not only that, but it is said that a single egg contains almost all the nutrients essential to human life!  Methinks we all better stock up on eggs, because when everybody hears of this, there is going to be a run on eggs in the supermarket.  Poor chickens will be under ever-increasing pressure to produce more eggs!

 

One article I came across ranked the “10 worst foods you can eat”:

  • Processed meat – already mentioned above
  • Frozen meals – well, yes … you can break a tooth trying to chew frozen meals
  • Doughnuts – could explain why cops don’t live as long as others
  • Potato Chips – I thought veggies were good for you???
  • Low fat foods – don’t taste good anyway, so no problem
  • Margarine – again, no problem … we only use real butter in this house
  • Soda – if everyone were to quit drinking it, the U.S. economy would fizzle out

For some reason, the list of 10 only had 7 items.  Perhaps the FDA had already reversed their stance on the other three before the article was published?

Since the FDA and WHO will change their minds many times during the next several decades, and today’s healthy food will be tomorrow’s culinary demon, I again suggest eating what makes sense, what is available, what you can afford, and what tastes good.  Those are Filosofa’s rules for a healthy, happy diet. You didn’t ask, but in case anybody cares, my idea of nature’s most perfect food is peanut-butter.

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