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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – SUVs and Stud Fees

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I think we could all use some humour today, so … you know where I head when I need a laugh or two, right? And as always, Debby and Sally have filled the bill and made me laugh! Thank you, ladies! We all appreciate you more than we can say!

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Firstly, some funnies foraged from the web from Debby Gies – D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy:Amazon US – And:Amazon UKBlog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Signs, Synchronicity, and Energy   

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Stud Fees

Farmer Dan got into his car, drove to the neighbouring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, Eddie, aged about 10, opened the door.

‘Is yer Dad home?’ Dan demanded.

‘No, sir, he ain’t,’ Eddie replied. ‘He went into town.’

‘Well, then,’ inquired Dan, ‘is yer Mum here?’

‘No, sir, she ain’t here neither. She went into town…

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Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – May 2023 – Facebook Friends and Orchestral manoeuvres

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I figured we could all use some humour to end this week, and where better to turn than to Sally & Debby’s Smorgasbord? I think you’ll find something to bring a chuckle or maybe even an outright laugh here! Thank you Sally, and special guest Daniel Kemp!

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Author Daniel Kemp has been entertaining us over the last three years with his funnies on his Facebook page and head over to followDanny Kemp  .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.

An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter..

Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm – tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk…

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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Ravens and Blessings

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I am out for the afternoon … Chris has the afternoon off and we are going out to eat … at a restaurant … for the first time since March 2020 — more than three years!!! And then a trip to the bookstore, so I’m going to let our friends Sally & Debby entertain you this afternoon! Thank you, S&D, for always making us laugh!!!

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Firstly, some funnies foraged from the web from Debby Gies – D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy:Amazon US – And:Amazon UKBlog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness: Timing – of people and events in our lives

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Blessings

One day while he was at the track betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo and behold, that horse — a very long shot — won the race.

Before…

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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Dog Collars and Holidays

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Another dreary, cold and rainy day … it seems that Spring cannot make up its mind whether to stay or not. Who can blame it? Anyway, I thought we could all use a big of a chuckle today, so let’s visit Sally & Debby and see if they can make us laugh! I especially love the one about the pastor’s collar – check it out! Thanks, Sally & Debby, for always bringing a ray of sunlight into our lives!

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Firstly, some funnies foraged from the web from Debby Gies – D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy:Amazon US – And:Amazon UKBlog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness: Timing – of people and events in our lives

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Off on your holidays….maybe at some point….

A travel agent looked up from his desk to notice an old lady and man peering in the shop window at the posters showing exotic locations around the world. The agent had enjoyed a very lucrative week and seeing the shabby nature of the couple looking in the window he decided…

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Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – April 2023 – Pulling a Wheelie and Helicopter Rides

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I think we could all use a bit of humour this evening, and NOBODY does it quite like Sally, Debby, and their friend Daniel Kemp! Thank you all for making us laugh today!

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Author Daniel Kemp has been entertaining us over the last three years with his funnies on his Facebook page and head over to followDanny Kemp  .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.

Drinking Buddies

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado…

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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Freezers and Tall, Cool and Full of Gin

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Okay, let’s lighten up this otherwise dreary Saturday afternoon with some humour from Debby and Sally over at Smorgasbord Blog! Thank you, D&S, for reminding us to laugh!

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy:Amazon US – And:Amazon UKBlog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some more one liners….(some with three lines!)

Host: What can I get you?

Guest: I Fancy something tall, cool and full of gin.

Host: Come over and meet the wife…

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a parrot? – Fowl Language

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I asked the…

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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Dogs and Therapy

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I just really think our brains could all use a ‘humour break’ today, and there’s no better place to find humour than Sally & Debby’s Smorgasbord blog, so let’s head on over and see if we can find a few chuckles to relieve all the recent political angst …

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy:Amazon US – And:Amazon UKBlog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

‘Doctor, Doctor.. help me I’m shrinking.’ ‘Just a minute and be a little patient’.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn’t…

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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Texting Seniors and even more one liners

Posted on by under animals, Bits 'n Pieces, cartoons, Humour, Random, Re-blogs, Social commentary

Just a few minutes of fun and chuckles to round off the afternoon with Sally ‘n Debby!!!

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy:Amazon US – And:Amazon UKBlog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the cinema

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Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on…

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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Proofreading and Cold Water Washing

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After my rant earlier this morning, I figured I owed you a bit of humour this afternoon. As always, Debby and Sally are ready to provide us with a few chuckles …

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy:Amazon US – And:Amazon UKBlog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

How well does cold water clean?

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded, rural
area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like
substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather….are…

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Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Sally’s Favourites – Valentine’s Day the lighter side of Romance.

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I slept way too late today … probably because I didn’t manage to fall asleep until well after daylight … and my brain is still sleeping, so instead of trying to write something halfway intelligent, I’ll let Sally entertain you with a bit of Valentine’s Day humour! Thanks, Sally!

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Something from my archives and I hope you will enjoy the Valentine funnies… Sally

And a little something that might come after the proposal…..just kidding.

Taking it with you

A very wealthy but mean businessman tragically died in an accident and when the lawyer read out the will his wife was astonished to discover that he insisted on all his money being buried with him.

On the day of the funeral as the family and friends gathered to pay their respects one of the wife’s friends stood with her arm about her.

“I understand that he wanted to be buried with all his money, how did you get it all in the coffin with him?”

The wife smiled resignedly.. “I gave him a cheque”

Nostalgia

A husband takes the wife to a disco.

There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the…

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