I had Neil Diamond in my mind today, and decided to play something by him, but I was torn between several. I nearly choked on my coffee when I realized that I played this one only once, the Monday after Thanksgiving three years ago in 2019! Even my intro blurb is still fitting and apt!
You know that Monday-after-a-long-holiday-weekend feeling? The one where the simplest tasks seem monumental, and you find yourself saying, “I really don’t want to be here” … and that’s true even for those of us who are retired! Too much has been left alone over the 4-day weekend … vacuuming, laundry, bathroom cleaning, etc. And there’s that great dilemma … how to disguise the remaining turkey in the fridge so it doesn’t seem so much like leftovers. You just feel somewhat … out of sync. So, I was in the mood for something light and fun tonight.
Released in 1979, Forever in Blue Jeans was co-written by Neil Diamond and his guitarist, Richard Bennett. Says Diamond about the song: “the simple things are really the important things”.
Not surprisingly, the song has been used a couple of times in ads for … blue jeans! In one, Will Ferrell of M*A*S*H and Elf fame, impersonated Neil Diamond singing this in an ad for The Gap.
As always, I mis-heard not only the lyrics, but I always thought the song was titled Devil in Blue Jeans, so when I went looking for it tonight, it took me a while!
The song only reached #20 in the U.S., #16 in the UK.
Forever In Blue Jeans
Neil Diamond
Money talks
But it don’t sing and dance and it don’t walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I’d much rather be forever in blue jeans
Honey’s sweet
But it ain’t nothin’ next to baby’s treat
And if you’d pardon me, I’d like to say
We’d do okay forever in blue jeans
Maybe tonight
Maybe tonight, by the fire
All alone, you and I
Nothing around but the sound
Of my heart and your sighs
Money talks
But it can’t sing and dance and it can’t walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I’d much rather be forever in blue jeans, babe
And honey’s sweet
But it ain’t nothin’ next to baby’s treat
And if you’ll pardon me, I’d like to say
We’d do okay, forever in blue jeans
Maybe tonight
Maybe tonight, by the fire
All alone, you and I
Nothing around but the sound
Of my heart and your sighs
Money talks
But it don’t sing and dance and it don’t walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I’d much rather be forever in blue jeans
And if you’d pardon me, I’d like to say
We’d do okay forever in blue jeans, babe
And long as I can have you here with me
I’d much rather be forever in blue jeans, babe
Songwriters: Richard Winchell Bennett / Neil Diamond
Forever In Blue Jeans lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group