Some days I just wake up with a really snarky attitude, y’know? Not the mean kind, just the kind of snark where everything makes you roll your eyes as you realize that some people really are “that kind of stupid.” On that note, I have just a few thoughts for the day!
Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle-Dum
Ol’ Kevin McCarthy announced that he is leaving Congress at the end of the year, which for them is effectively tomorrow, since they’ll be leaving for their Christmas/New Year break and won’t return until next year. So what, you must be wondering, will McCarthy do??? How will he pay his bills and put food on the table? With a net worth of only around $300,000 he is definitely not among the wealthiest in Congress!
Well … ol’ Kev has aspirations of working with someone who is among the richest men on earth, Elon Musk, the man who single-handedly destroyed Twitter. He was a bit vague about the role he hopes to play, saying only that he’s interested in Artificial Intelligence … oh the jokes I could make here, but I’ll bite my tongue on this one … and that he’s been friends with Musk for about a decade. He said he also plans to “hit the paid speaking circuit hard”, to write a memoir, and to “continue helping House Republicans with fundraisers and advice”. Would anybody actually read a memoir written by him? 🙄
Buh-bye Kev … don’t let the door hit you in the arse on the way out!
And speaking of Tweedle-Dum …
Who knew that Elon Musk even had a mommy? Well, apparently he does and his mommy is not happy! Y’see, the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) opted not to give Musk’s Starlink nearly $900 million in government subsidies. Now … Musk is a multi-billioinaire with a current net worth of $243.1 billion … so why does he need our hard-earned tax dollars anyway??? But here’s what his mummy, Maye Musk, posted on Twitter …
I am the mother of @elonmusk. His goal is to make this world a better place. @POTUS wants to stop him. Have you any idea how furious I am? People in other countries are proud of Elon and do not understand the US President’s motive. Please tell me how I should answer them.
Wait! Did she say his goal is to “make this world a better place??? Could’a fooled me!!! Sorry, folks, but I cannot find so much as a shred of sympathy for Elon or his mum! Save your sympathy for all the people he’s put out of work, for all those he’s stepped on throughout the years, and for the environment that he has done more than his share to damage.
Got milk???
Only one more day until Congress heads home for their holiday break and so much work left to be done! There’s the emergency aid bill to assist Ukraine and Israel, there are appropriations bills to keep the government up and running past January 19th, and dozens of other important pieces of legislation to deal with. So, what are they dealing with? Is there a mad crunch, burning the midnight oil, to get the actual work done? Oh c’mon, folks … surely you jest!
No, in addition to agreeing to the “official” impeachment inquiry for which they have absolutely no evidence of any wrongdoing on the part of the president, they are spending their time discussing the ‘merits’ of full-fat milk vs low-fat or skim milk for school children. 🙄 No, I’m not joking!!! Said Representative Lloyd K. Smucker, Republican of Pennsylvania …
“I urge my colleagues to support this bipartisan, bicameral and utterly fantastic bill. And let’s not skim over the facts here: Whole milk is truly the cream of the crop in delivering these key vitamins and nutrients to growing children.”
Sorry Mr. Schmucker … I’ll believe the scientists and nutritionists on this one. And frankly, this is NOT what we are paying you to do!!! Obesity is already a big problem in this country, so keep your dirty fingers out of our kids’ school cafeterias, please and go pass some spending bills so we don’t have to bite our fingernails next month, wondering whether our government will be open for business!
And on that note, I have to make a quick trip to the Kroger up the street to pick up my weekly grocery order, so I’ll save the rest of my snarkiness for another day!